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Put this on 5 of your fellow pirates' profiles to spread the awareness, or the C.I.A will take away your waifus!
Im sorry it had to be done. :(
I also attempt to get 100% pee bubbles every time I have to take a piss. That's when you pee and the bubbles cover 100% of the water in the toilet. Most of the time 100% pee bubbles is not achieved... however, sometimes, I have radical victory and the entire amount of water in the toilet is covered in pee bubbles at which point I rejoice by retiring the pair of socks that I currently have on and place them under my pillows.
I'm also a cutter. I make small incisions on the inside of thighs 3-5 times per week and wipe the blood on peeps (I buy hundreds of them every Easter), at which point I wipe my wounds with peeps and proceed to eat them.