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22 of 29 (76%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

1-800-CLEARED

Finish the game
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2017 @ 10:57pm

1-800-GETHELP

Finish the game on hard mode
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2017 @ 1:56pm

NUCLEAR WASTE

They won't reach the Nuclear Throne
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2018 @ 9:05pm

FANTASTIC!

Unlock all the Fans
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2017 @ 4:59pm

THESE ARE MY RIFLES, THESE ARE MY GUNS...

Unlock all weapons for the Soldier
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2017 @ 8:28pm

SNAKE CHARMER

Unlock all snake masks
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2017 @ 8:02pm

WHAT YOU LEAVE FOR YOUR SONS

Unlock all of the Son's techniques
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2017 @ 9:50pm

FANATIC

Clear a level with each Fan
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2017 @ 6:34pm

FAMILY BUSINESS

Clear a level with each of the Son's techniques
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2018 @ 10:30pm

SNAKES ON A HEAD

Clear a level with each snake mask
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2018 @ 10:17pm

PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE

Destroy 100 electronic devices
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2017 @ 9:59am

KARMA

Die 1000 times
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2017 @ 9:31pm

GOT YOUR BACK

Shoot two enemies during a chainsaw finish
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2018 @ 10:47pm

FOLLOW THE SCRIPT

Do as the Director says!
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2018 @ 9:56pm

ASSASSIN'S CRED

Clear the 1st floor of NO MERCY with the silencer
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2018 @ 9:43pm

DEAD SILENT

Finish SUBWAY without the Gang Leader seeing you
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2017 @ 6:15pm

I'M COMING IN AND I'M UNARMED!

Finish HOMICIDE without using guns
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2018 @ 9:05pm

STARE INTO THE ABYSS

Unlock THE ABYSS
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2017 @ 4:27pm

COMBO BEGINNER

Perform a 5x combo
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2017 @ 3:15pm

COMBO INTERMEDIATE

Perform a 10x combo
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2017 @ 4:26pm

COMBO MASTER

Perform a 15x combo
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2017 @ 4:35pm

COMBO GOD

Perform a 20x combo
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2018 @ 8:57pm



ACHIEVEMENT WHORE

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1-800-GODDAMN

Get A+ on all levels on normal

DON'T LET ANGER GET THE BEST OF YOU

Clear all of the Writer's levels without killing

EXTRA! EXTRA! READ ALL ABOUT IT!

Get the big picture

A BOX FULL OF SHARP OBJECTS

Use every weapon in the game at least once

GENOCIDE

Kill 50,000 enemies
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