Recent reviews by ThatDudeInAHat

The game's learning curve isn't that steep, it's super accessible, super fun, the extra's are funny, there's gore, puzzles, a good soundtrack - anything one would want in a good game, Ultrakill has.

All of these reviews are sounding like a broken record but I'll repeat what everybody else has already said about the game.

DESPITE NEEDING A THIRD PARTY PATCH, THIS IS AN EXCELLENT RPG. Each clan allows for you to play as any RPG character archetype you wish. Mage? Be Tremere. Sneaky boi? Nosferatu. Punchy man? Gangrel. And with 5 different endings and 7 clans, this game offers more replayability than you might think at first. Vampire the Masquerade - Bloodlines is a gothic-punk roleplaying masterpiece allowing you to finally play a GOOD game about Vampires. (Sorry Vampyr, you're just barely acceptable). Combat is a little janky, but landing punches is extraordinarily satisfying. Stealth is passable, and the voice acting is grade-A.

If you like any modern RPG, you'll ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ love this game.