Aber ja, natürlich Hans ist nass, er steht unter dem Wasserfall.

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It's COOL to be gay!
Post this on the wall of a homosexual friend and tell them how COOL they are :^)

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Have a nice evening you have nothing to be ashamed of.

sucks at r6s doesnt even know how to aim down sights -rep and another -rep for being gay