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ten seconds after recording that tiktok
and it's just you
alone
surrounded by syrup
and who cleans all that?
is it you?
do you wipe the countertop?
scrub it hard, I presume.
and all that on the floor.
do you get on your hands and knees?
on all fours
and wipe endlessly?
bow down
like you're worshipping some god
one who certainly doesn't look kindly on you
and when you try to get up
from those impossibly sticky floors
does your body stay?
as if trapped in hell?
I hope so.
A myth some might say. The Holy Grail of Porn. Pornography in which one or both of the characters is a nugget; has no arms and legs. borderline rape.
The Porn King was awestruck when he found that his pornal-nemisis was recruiting Ethernopian nuggets for his latest rendition of "Nugget Porn Gone Wild."