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He has a biological wallhack; his godlike perception highlights all enemies within light-years. His eyes are closed as his mouse
gracefully swerves across the table, making immaculate twitches as he flicks from head to head. The bullets that escape his gun barrel
are surgical; each making a deadly strike in between his opponent's eyes.
That's right. Balls-deep. With no protection. I won't lie, I'm extraordinarily-hard while typing this. I want to grab this... thing... and that's what Amy Schumer is, let's not delude ourselves, a "thing"... by the hips and ram mercilessly in and out of her quivering, malformed ♥♥♥♥ with the force of a gladiatorial chariot, while she makes stupid faces and contorts orgasmically, unable to control her bodily reactions even if she wanted to. I would erupt violently inside that corrupt and corrupting womb as though the entire fate of humanity depended on my seed penetrating the foul walls of one of her ovaries, the electrical fusion from this coupling creating the Antichrist, as our combined, guttural, Chewbacca-like roars shattered glass and walls alike around us, the house toppling down while we lay there in a filthy, disgusting mess
like u see it at the end of the game
"oh wow sandy has 32 kills"
but u can never remember them.
can u remember a single sandy kill ?
but try Thicc...u can see the flick
i remember a Thiccdadham flick.
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