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Recent reviews by Tetzumy

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1 person found this review helpful
21.4 hrs on record (21.3 hrs at review time)
Absolutely love this game, the idea, the soundrack, the gameplay, all mixed into one perfect indie game!
Posted 23 November, 2022.
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1 person found this review helpful
2.8 hrs on record (0.9 hrs at review time)
Before this game:
No taste in women
Clothes straight from garbage bin
Eat only cup noodles
Ugly

After this game:
Best taste in women
Nice outfits in my wardrobe
Pancake master
Still ugly but with confidence

10/10 changed my life

Edit:
Well, it feels like ive been through war and back, but atleast I know how to make Apple pie now
Posted 26 November, 2020. Last edited 11 May, 2021.
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1 person found this review helpful
19.3 hrs on record (9.3 hrs at review time)
Honestly, i enjoy the guns feel in this game
Posted 27 November, 2019.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
306.6 hrs on record (145.1 hrs at review time)
Be ready to give this game lots of hours and your firstborn
Posted 4 July, 2019.
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1 person found this review helpful
549.9 hrs on record (223.4 hrs at review time)
"Im not a fan of ranked shooter games, or pvp games" -Tetzu Before using Siege
"Ranked master race" - Tetzu after having a hit of Siege once
Posted 24 May, 2018. Last edited 17 August, 2022.
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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
77.0 hrs on record (15.0 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Naked russians killing non russians
Posted 29 June, 2017.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
527.4 hrs on record (372.1 hrs at review time)
Everyone is salty about DLCs, but really its a good game.
Posted 27 November, 2016.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
23.0 hrs on record
Just buy it, you wont regret. Very good story!

Edit: So, I finaly finished the game, and I must say, it really sticked with me, I wasnt able to understand the conclusion at first, but like with a string ball, the more you play with it, the looser it gets!
Posted 29 June, 2016. Last edited 1 July, 2016.
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2 people found this review helpful
17.2 hrs on record
You can kill your friends and say that you didnt know that it would kill them.
10/10 have no friends anymore.
Posted 20 June, 2014.
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