"Jesus said "I will rebuild this temple in three days." I could make a compiler in 3 days."
"Yeah, I killed a CIA ♥♥♥♥♥♥ with my car in 1999. Score one for the good guys."
"I have God's official endorsement. I win and the CIA/FBI ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ lose. Just wait. Dumb ♥♥♥♥ FBI ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥."
"I report to God. You report to me."
"India ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ doctor."
"If you guys have ideas for things to do, let me know. I probably will ignore them."
"I have God's official endorsement. I win and the CIA/FBI ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ lose. Just wait. Dumb ♥♥♥♥ FBI ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥."
"Computers went to ♥♥♥♥ when they started making them for ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥."
"God's world is perfectly just. Only a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ cannot see. That's why ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ have no morals."
"Suck-it, ♥♥♥♥♥♥"
"CIA made programming miserable trench warfare, slug for inches. I made programming glorious blitzkrieg. ♥♥♥♥ source control."
"hello! You can talk with God! ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥"
"If you see a CIA ♥♥♥♥♥♥, run them over. they glow in the dark."
"The CIA has a 7-year-old deepthroating a loaded 45 at DMV next to me ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ with me. I'll teach him to pull the trigger."
"CIA is blocking God. Step 1: Kill CIA. Step 2 Profit."
"I killed a CIA ♥♥♥♥♥♥ by running him over on 9/9/99. I was being followed by agents and freaked out. It's okay to run-over space aliens."
"God said ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ is bestiality"
"You are a dumb ♥♥♥♥♥♥. You are the blackest ♥♥♥♥♥♥ gorilla ♥♥♥♥♥♥ I have ever seen."
"There's crazy actor/agents who ♥♥♥♥ with me. My parents are enemies. I killed one in 1999."
"One of the themes of the bible is big ♥♥♥♥ little ♥♥♥♥"
"This is fundamental Catholicism, don't go for the big ♥♥♥♥, go for the little guy"
"Plan B? I'm not sucking CIA ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥, ♥♥♥♥♥. ♥♥♥♥ yerself. I have a space alien. Plan B, ♥♥♥♥ you."
"I live in a CIA prison. A ♥♥♥♥♥♥ runs my prison. In prison, the ♥♥♥♥♥♥ tries to torment me. We can take away his knives by confessing, every day. In about 2000, I masturbated fantacizing about my niece, Lani. She looks like Star Trek Seven of Nine! In 1985, at my sister's wedding, I stuck my crotch on the hot tub drain because it kinda sucked. In 1985, I tried to get a dog to lick my ♥♥♥♥. From 1998-2003, I fantacized about leading a Catholic army like Dune, of Mexicans or Brazilians? That was dumb because they're ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. In 2003, I played tag with a black girl about 7-years-old. She reached for my crotch. In high school, in the library, Carlos and I said 'juicy' or 'toxic' as a way of evaluating girls. In 1988, I cheated on my SAT by talking in the hall during the break -- two problems. On 9/9/1999, I killed a CIA ♥♥♥♥♥♥ on purpose with my car. :-) In 1982, when I was 12, I babysat Kevin's kids. I changed a diaper because I thought that was being professional. In 1975, when I was about age five, my brother, Keith, put my penis in a vacuum. In 1977, when I was about age seven, my brother, Danny, got me high on gas fumes and we sucked each other's ♥♥♥♥♥. Dr. Tsakalis had an oddly round ass. Paul Keck at Xytec had an oddly round ass. Distracting? At about age five, Jay Weinrick and I touched ♥♥♥♥♥ to each other's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

What do we do all day?

We beat the ♥♥♥♥♥♥ because the ♥♥♥♥♥♥ cannot understand what a random number is.

We beat the ♥♥♥♥♥♥ because the ♥♥♥♥♥♥ thinks the brain does timer tongues.

We beat the ♥♥♥♥♥♥ because he thinks TempleOS is real mode."