Me: Steve-kun, do you like creeper-chan?

Steve-kun: wha- what?! blushes feriously n-no! I could never like creeper-chan, she's got such an explosive personality

Me: Then how come you never got a cat?

Steve-kun, blushing even more, stuttering over his words and twiddling with his flint and steel: Uh, erm, I couldnt find one! That's it! I dont like creeper-chan, I just couldnt find one.

creeper-chan walks around the corner

Steve-kun: Ah! Creeper-kun, where did you come from? You didn't hear any of that did you?

Creeper-chan: No. Wait, did you just call me creeper-kun??

Steve-kuns nose begins bleeding furiously and he passes out from embarrassment

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