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2 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
86.5 hrs on record (24.5 hrs at review time)
I would like to start this review off with some context. I have emmased over 1200 hours on the first house flipper so i know what im talking about. I have also competed a real life flip witch saw me emass 200,000 euros in profit. Lets start with the story, its a masterpiece. there is nothing on this apart from maybe gta4 and that is pushing it. its brilliant, it will keep you in and hold you with all it has. Ive heard people mumble at the price but just think, is it worth it. my awnser would be yes. yes it is more than worth it. i sugguest that the makers charge more for this art. arts price is depicted on how much it means to the buyer. for me id say $100 even possibly more. This game makes my head hurt if i dont play it and when i close my eyes i see myself painting a wall. The game offers freedom that no one else can offfer and you are really the main role in the story of the flip and trhe developer i would weep for hours if this game did not exist and let me tell you first hand primary reasearch. when i found out a second one was coming out the police had to come to the door because i was too loud with extaticism. When i finally loaded the game up i was filled with a euthoric feeling that i just wont get again.

now the big question. is it better than the first? ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh its tough. I will say..... no deal i still have the 100,000 there but there is a 1p box still out there steven. i need some more blues out before i take the deal. I think that sums it up.
Posted 13 January, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
6.8 hrs on record (6.7 hrs at review time)
your barking up the wrong tree mate who do you think i am. I AM COD COLD COLD WHAT WH6Y COLD BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR THATS THE soun of my teeth chatter in the rain. i built my house on an island then im in a castle and then the elephant is stuck in the house then we need to go to the red eara and it gets way out of hand. i dont know whats worset this or drinking paint thinner. id rather watch my cat do its buniss on my dinner than play this. id rather go through through babred wire than look at this. id rather driv my car into a coop than look at this. i would give this to my greatest enimy to make them go thourgh this pain. if i let my students play this there woul.d be a civil war in the classwroom. glues thrown about, scissors flung aty my head. id rather give my mony to a labour party mp hauhaauihahahaahhaahahhaha. my dogs barking oh there a kitty up there here kitty kitytyy kitty its not pushy is it? i hope not poor little soul get off the tree of chist ill call the firemen here they are that was speedy wannit yes herer up high the kitty is stuck awww poor cat ohh thank you so much for getting pushy doewn the poor sould frithened to death omg he is better now.
Posted 28 August, 2023.
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3.7 hrs on record (2.1 hrs at review time)
Life in England is bleak. Germany is at its peak. Its growing stronger day by day, England is by its self and looks like its about to fall into the clasp of the Nazi Regime. Things are looking miserable. There is still hope out there. One of those glimmers of hope comes from a sniper. The names Karl Fairburne. He knows his way around a gun and you are the one controlling his every move. YOU choose how to kill You choose how to play. You are in the drivers seat and can turn the tide of this war for the people living at home. The people you used to work with, The people you used to say good morning to when walking up the skreet. I also do enjoy partaking in the quite frankly dutty g "cutscenes" when sniping the oppositional foes through my snipers sight
Posted 25 March, 2023. Last edited 26 March, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
0.3 hrs on record (0.2 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
I WANT MY MONEY BACK NOW! This 'game' is a corporate training sim for flylow airways. I thought this would be what it isn't if you get me. I spend my hard earned money on this awful awful application. This is worse then Realm Royale... I couldn't recommend this game any less this is the worse game on the Steam LLC webstore. Do not buy this game. Burn it haha NO LIGHERS IN THE PLANE PLEASE. SIR I WILL NOT ASK YOU AGAIN YOU ARE BIT ALLOwED TO SMOKE. #Shelly do you want to go and see Steven hawking? #run #challengedandheran #heaintmessingwiththeplan #ITSDAX
Posted 7 March, 2023. Last edited 22 May, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
5 people found this review funny
4.1 hrs on record (2.6 hrs at review time)
I saw this game in my library and though of what life was like when it came out. This game was a meer joke this couldn't happen in real life could it. OH MY GILLY IT DID THIS IS CRAZY. This application on my personal computer warrants an arrest to the makers. Did they find Mr Ryker webb? NO!! They predicted the Wuhan china coronavirus virus?! How? No one knows it's crazy. This game must be those corrupt liberals. #trumptillidie I also find this game is supporting the deaths of innocent lives but you know Im just a ls rapper who made it big in vinewood #step2maway #SANATISE #ELBOBUMP
Posted 5 March, 2023.
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5 people found this review funny
0.3 hrs on record (0.2 hrs at review time)
I owned this game? What?? WHY WOULD I! This "game" (more like shame) is supporting our up and coming youngster with violation and disrespect towards the animals on our earth and I feel sick that this is supported by steam inc LLC! I am a gluten free non dairy consumers (shout-out to ps bio 18-22) and will forever be a vegan activist to save our world! With each animal you slaughter on here just think... That happens in real life. What a shame. Next time you are deviously devouring in a sussy burger just think....
Herer piggy piggy piggy piggy hahahahaha piggy piggy IVE GOT YOU PIG
Posted 5 March, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
50.3 hrs on record (0.1 hrs at review time)
Where is Timmy! AWWWWW MAINE ARE YOU FOR REAL HE WAS THE BEST.
Posted 23 February, 2023. Last edited 24 November, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
9.5 hrs on record (8.7 hrs at review time)
I haven't yet got a milli in the bank but i will get there, this game shows you how to build your renting empire from the wooden huts to marble palaces. I love this game and think it is wonderful off wow uncle sam
Posted 16 February, 2023.
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33.0 hrs on record (6.4 hrs at review time)
Well who knows how i ended up on the raft but i cant say I dont like being on the raft! Building my little wooden platform into a strong powerful sea vessel is something i though would never be possible but here we are. Let my tell you about life on the raft. BEWARE of the sharks they will attack you and your raft! Make sure to protect your crops from the birds!! Why not give fishing a go!! sure ok... This game is a good one trust me i know for sure you must believe
MARY! STOP TAKING MINE AND THE KIDS STUFF!1!!1 #geogemadaf #hepassedofaheartatack #rip #boatlife

Only problem is i cant have a safe to keep my money bags
Posted 14 February, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
11.5 hrs on record (7.5 hrs at review time)
OH YEUH This is it what a peaceful game.. APART FROM WHEN AN ELEPHANT ESCAPES OH MY LORD IT IS ABSOLUTE CARNAGE! That makes this nice calm zoo building tycoon into a crazy thriller survival game.
Posted 13 February, 2023.
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