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604 people found this review helpful
187 people found this review funny
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10.5 hrs on record (0.3 hrs at review time)
There comes a time in every man's life when he needs to take a look at himself in the mirror and wonder how exactly he reached such a place.
You have to truly ponder what decisions you have made along the way that brought you to the place of your final reckoning.

It is still unclear, even to me, why I purchased this game.
There isn't anything wrong with it, with those nudity scenes throughout it's perfectly stellar. But when you look at it as a choice, you realize just how flawed you and the rest of humanity is.

What drove me to purchase such a game? What part of my soul felt so empty that I thought a virtual girl could fill it?
When I look into the boundless depths of my own loneliness I see a pool of reflection. My face isn't there, there is no face. There are only tears in that pool, tears of shame and loss and confusion.

If it were up to me again I know I would purchase it in a heartbeat, I know I would load it up and skip through the countless window prompts so I can have a single morsel of pornographic images which are readily available online.
Yet, despite the abundance of naked virtual women waiting in the digital sphere, I still chose to purchase this game and devote hours of my life to it. That time will never return to me, it is lost just like my soul and just like the time I fear I may never find it again.

There is something broken within me, something that desires sensation beyond my reach, something that whimpers every single night with the knowledge that there is no true Princess, it is a merely an illusion.
In my pursuit to find meaning in this long life, I sought the colorful lights and sounds of a world that only exists in a pop up window on my computer.

I am unsure what the moral of this review is, I am unsure about my place within the universe, all I know is that no amount of virtual girls can cure the vast rot that has overtaken me
Posted 12 December.
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101 people found this review helpful
90 people found this review funny
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3.4 hrs on record (0.1 hrs at review time)
You bought this game because you are horny.
I bought this game because I have a crippling addiction to Vampire Survivors like games.
We are not the same.
Posted 10 October.
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735 people found this review helpful
382 people found this review funny
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21.0 hrs on record (0.5 hrs at review time)
what am i doing with my life
Posted 26 June.
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126 people found this review helpful
82 people found this review funny
5.0 hrs on record (0.1 hrs at review time)
I bought this game instead of the Elden Ring DLC. Now I'm wondering if I made the right choice, but this game is still amazing
Posted 25 June.
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1 person found this review helpful
27.4 hrs on record
I wish I could get back the time I spent on this game. Maybe check it out again in 1-2 years if they keep working on it.
Posted 30 April. Last edited 19 October.
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22 people found this review helpful
211.5 hrs on record (120.4 hrs at review time)
Contributing to the negative reviews so they will fix the game
Posted 24 April.
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393 people found this review helpful
186 people found this review funny
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4.7 hrs on record (0.5 hrs at review time)
The Goatussy got me actin' unwise
Posted 23 April.
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120 people found this review helpful
12 people found this review funny
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14.4 hrs on record (0.1 hrs at review time)
forsen
Posted 23 April.
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27 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
9.7 hrs on record (0.7 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Better than a $60 game
Posted 10 April.
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5 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
8.5 hrs on record
Devs are abandoning it to make a new game don't waste ur money on this game its way too unpolished, QoL features missing, annoying bugs etc

It most likely will be worth your money if they stick finishing this game first
Posted 8 April.
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