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R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2019 @ 12:04am

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2017 @ 9:07am

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2019 @ 11:01pm

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2019 @ 7:51pm

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2017 @ 8:58am

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2017 @ 9:34am

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2017 @ 5:50pm

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2019 @ 9:42pm

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2019 @ 10:41pm

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2019 @ 11:41pm

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2019 @ 12:34pm

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2019 @ 3:44am

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2019 @ 8:40pm

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2019 @ 6:26pm

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2019 @ 8:27pm

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2019 @ 9:30am

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2019 @ 8:41pm

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2019 @ 11:44pm

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2019 @ 2:55am

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2019 @ 7:35pm

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2019 @ 11:50pm

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2019 @ 12:32am

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2019 @ 8:17pm

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2019 @ 7:39am

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2022 @ 8:02am

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2019 @ 4:04am

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2019 @ 10:35pm

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2017 @ 6:18pm

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2019 @ 9:35pm

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2019 @ 8:06pm

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2019 @ 7:09am

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2019 @ 2:45am

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2019 @ 9:41pm

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2019 @ 4:05am

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2019 @ 8:22pm

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2019 @ 10:40pm

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2019 @ 10:57pm

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2017 @ 6:29pm

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2019 @ 11:40am

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2019 @ 8:10pm

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2019 @ 10:59pm

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2019 @ 10:43pm

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2017 @ 9:34am

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2017 @ 9:36am

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2019 @ 10:34pm

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2017 @ 9:09am

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2019 @ 11:23pm

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2019 @ 10:02pm

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2019 @ 4:26am

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2019 @ 7:46pm

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2019 @ 12:31am

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2019 @ 10:56pm

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2019 @ 12:49am

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2019 @ 4:25am

SCREW that game!

Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2023 @ 6:14am

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2019 @ 10:02pm

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2019 @ 9:40pm

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2019 @ 11:26pm

Gary vs. The K. Man

Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2019 @ 10:23am

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2019 @ 10:32pm

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2019 @ 3:47am

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2019 @ 11:05pm

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2019 @ 6:56am

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2019 @ 10:23am

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2019 @ 3:55am

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2019 @ 2:25pm

Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 7:44pm

Hobo Sexual

Collected money for charity without stealing from Zack Ward.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2019 @ 9:15pm

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2019 @ 9:52am

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2019 @ 1:12pm

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2019 @ 12:49am

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2019 @ 12:23am



Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
19 / 30

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
6 / 30

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
+5

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