Snap back to reality
Watch yo profammity
This insanity
Center of gravity
Oh, the humanity
Bisexuality
Cuz this is what it does it
appeals to like the male fantasy
Pffffft, screw gravity
Call up Sean Hannity
A bold strategy
Inside our galaxy
We're snapping back to reality
Oh, there goes gravity
MOM'S
SPAGHETTI.

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We both went silent. I carefully walked to the corner of the room and looked down upon the soggy mash of Cheerios awaiting my erect ♥♥♥♥.
They were Honey Nut.
Without waiting I plunged my eager tool deep into the bowl. The milk washed upon my swollen testicles as they dipped into the soft contents of the bowl. I thrusted gently and realized how the cheerios seemed to react to the shape of my member.
The bowl was deeper than I expected. I heard crys of laughter coming from Steve but I kept going. I wave of white anticipation struck me as my PENIS grew stiffer and my balls rumbled with an all to familiar feeling.
I came. I came into that honey nut flavored bowl of beaten cheerios. My semen mixed flawlessy into the color of the bowl. My knees went weak. My breathing hastened.
"I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ love cheerios," I said with a smile.