Recent reviews by Teckno

This game is currently in Early Access and has a lot of potential, but it's clear that it still needs significant work. The strategic depth and unique spin on the RTS genre are promising, with a solid foundation in both gameplay and graphics. The visuals and sound design create an immersive experience, and the story and voice acting are well done, adding to the overall appeal.

However, there are a number of bugs and issues that need to be addressed. The AI is often unresponsive, with units sometimes getting stuck or not following orders, which can be frustrating. The cover system also needs improvement, as units don’t always use cover effectively, leaving some soldiers stranded and out of the action. Additionally, the game currently only offers a limited number of missions, with no skirmish mode, making replay value low at this stage.

While the game runs smoothly and has a great concept, it’s more like a demo right now with only a few maps to play. If you're considering purchasing, it’s important to understand that this is still an early version and not close to being a finished product. It might be wise to wait for future updates and improvements before fully diving in, unless you're looking to support the developers as they continue to refine the game.

Final score: 6/10—Would recommend... after a few more patches and maybe some bug spray.

Considering diving into the world of reclaiming cities from the infected? Here's a comprehensive breakdown based on my recent gameplay experience:

Let's start with the positives. This game offers a refreshing twist on the city builder/RTS genre by focusing on reclaiming real-world buildings rather than constructing from scratch. The randomly generated maps provide endless replayability, and I appreciate the depth added by squad customization. Plus, including random events and side missions injects life into the world beyond mere construction.

However, there are some constructive criticisms worth noting. Performance issues arise as settlements grow, with noticeable lag becoming a hindrance. Additionally, the variety of building types could use expansion to diversify gameplay. I hope future updates include specialized unit types, more building options, and improved optimization.

Now, onto the less savoury aspects. I've encountered frustrating bugs, from game-breaking issues like uncompleted quests to minor annoyances like unsearchable items. The absence of a proper bug reporting tool in Early Access is also a sore point.

Despite its potential, glaring issues hinder my experience. The current gameplay loop can feel repetitive, especially with performance woes that worsen as my settlement expands. I can't help but feel that the game's release in its current state is premature, lacking the polish expected even in Early Access.

However, amidst the criticisms, there's optimism for the game's future. I'm eager for updates that address these issues and expand on the promising concept. The ability to play in real-world locations, including my hometown, adds a personal touch that resonates with me.

For a final touch of humour, let's not forget the frustration of swimming zombies ruining those perfect base opportunities. As I hilariously put it, "Great game, but for the love of God, please make swimming zombies optional. So many amazing base opportunities ruined by zombies apparently swimming through the entire Atlantic." It seems even in the apocalypse, zombies have taken up synchronized swimming!

Overall Rating: 7/10 (Would be a perfect 10 if zombies took swimming lessons.)

After spending a considerable amount of time in the interstellar sandbox of creativity, I must say, Space Engineers is like that quirky friend you can't help but love, flaws and all. It's a bit like hosting a party where you're the architect, DJ, and bouncer all at once. You'll have moments of sheer brilliance, like orchestrating epic space battles with your pals or engineering a vessel so bizarre it defies the laws of physics (and good taste). But then there are those head-scratching moments, like when you realize the survival aspect of the game is about as threatening as a kitten with a feather duster.

Sure, you'll encounter some bumps along the way—like mods breaking faster than a piñata at a birthday party—but when it all comes together, it's a glorious spectacle. Whether you're soaring through the cosmos in a rocket-powered toaster or meticulously crafting the ultimate space-faring vessel, there's a certain charm to the chaos.

The game's like that one friend who always shows up fashionably late but brings the best stories. With its blend of creativity, engineering, and occasional bouts of utter madness, Space Engineers earns a solid 7.5/10 on the fun-o-meter. Just be prepared for a wild ride through the cosmos, glitches and all.

Alright, so picture this: You're cruising through the galaxy, commanding fleets, building armies, and basically being the ultimate space overlord. This game? It's like the Star Wars version of your wildest strategic dreams.

Now, imagine the love child of Star Wars and real-time strategy. Yep, that's this gem right here. And let me tell you, it's aged like fine wine. Seriously, it's older than your grandpa's sock drawer, but it's still kicking like a Jedi in training.

And the mods? Oh boy, don't even get me started on those bad boys. It's like someone took the game, threw it in a blender with a bunch of fan-made goodies, and out came this glorious smoothie of space epicness. Want to dive into the Old Republic era? You got it. Fancy some Post Endor action? Sure thing. Clone Wars? You betcha. The mods here are like the universe's buffet, and you're the hungry rebel ready to chow down.

Plus, the updates keep rolling in like droids on a mission. I mean, if this game were a person, it'd be the Energizer Bunny on steroids. And it's still going strong while other games are out there collecting space dust.

Sure, the ground battles might be a bit wonky, but who cares when the space fights are the stuff of legends? It's like watching fireworks on the Fourth of July, except instead of fireworks, it's Star Destroyers going "aaa" and X-Wings going "zoom."

So, if you're a Star Wars fanatic looking to conquer the galaxy one strategic move at a time, or just a space nerd craving some interstellar action, grab this game. And grab it cheap, because paying full price for something this old is like buying vintage wine at a gas station. You just don't do it.

Rating: 9.5/10 - May the force (and the mods) be with you!

Hey there, space adventurers and cosmic commanders! If you're looking for a game that's out of this world, then buckle up because I've got a review that's gonna launch you into orbit faster than you can say "blastoff"!

So, imagine this: you're at the helm of your very own starship, cruising through the galaxy with your trusty crew by your side. You're not just managing systems and resources; you're writing your own epic saga among the stars. Whether you're dodging asteroids, negotiating with alien diplomats, or fending off space pirates, every decision you make could mean the difference between victory and defeat.

Now, let me tell you about the soundtrack. It's like having a symphony of supernovas playing in your ears as you traverse the cosmos. And the art style? It's so slick, it's like your spaceship is wearing a designer spacesuit.

Sure, the game's got its challenges. You might spend more time floating through the void than you'd care to admit, but hey, that's all part of the cosmic fun! And let's not forget those moments that'll have you laughing, crying, and screaming at your screen in equal measure.

In short, this game is like the universe itself: vast, unpredictable, and utterly captivating. It's a timeless classic that'll keep you coming back for more, even if it means sacrificing a few hours of sleep in the process.

So, strap in, set your coordinates for adventure, and get ready to embark on the journey of a lifetime. Because when it comes to space exploration, this game gets a stellar 9/10 from me!

If you're looking for a game that's like Mass Effect meets Mafia 2 meets XCOM, but with a twist of its own, then this game might just be your cup of intergalactic tea. Imagine a world where aliens crash your party, and you're left scrambling to survive while battling them off. It's like a chaotic dance-off with extraterrestrial invaders, and let me tell you, it's a blast!

Now, I won't sugarcoat it - this game has its quirks. From shoulder-bashing simulators to occasional crashes that make you want to launch your computer into orbit, it's a rollercoaster of emotions. And let's not even get started on the hat situation... Seriously, losing your hat in a mission and never being able to retrieve it? That's a tragedy of cosmic proportions!

But hey, despite its flaws, there's something oddly addictive about commanding your squad and blasting away at alien baddies. It's like being part of a secret government agency, except with more explosions and less paperwork. And sure, the story might take a nosedive towards the end, leaving you feeling like you've been abducted by bad writing, but hey, at least you'll have some fun along the way.

So, if you're up for a wild ride through the Cold War-era chaos with a squad of misfits and a bunch of pesky aliens, give this game a shot. Just don't forget to hold onto your hat... or at least cherish it while you still can.

Rating: 7.5/10 - It's like a UFO sighting: unexpected, sometimes baffling, but ultimately memorable.

Hey there, fellow gamers! So, let me tell you about this game that’s like a rollercoaster ride through World War II, with twists, turns, and a few loops that’ll make you scream "what the heck!".

First off, we've got this dude who's all like, "Yo, the DLC's a total buzzkill, man." He wanted more bang for his buck, but all he got was a one-handed Soviet campaign and a sad excuse for a DLC. Not cool, devs, not cool.

Then there's this other dude who's like, "I'm back after 16 months, let's see if it's worth it." Well, spoiler alert: it wasn't.

But wait, there's more! We've got this dude who went through a rough patch and found solace in the game with just one hand! Talk about life-changing—well, maybe not for him, but definitely for his broken metacarpal.

And let’s not forget about the random babblings of other gamers, from freezing on startup to going full-on war-mode poetry. I mean, who knew a game could inspire such... creativity?

So, is it worth it? Well, if you don't mind a few glitches, DLC dramas, and the occasional existential crisis, grab your gear and jump into the fray. After all, war never changes, but apparently, this game does. I give it a solid 7.5/10—because hey, it's like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get!

After diving into this game, I felt like I was on a journey longer than Frodo's, but with less walking and more orc-smashing. At first, I was hesitant, like a hobbit trying to leave the Shire, but once I started, I couldn't stop. It's like finding the One Ring of entertainment – addictive and precious.

The UI felt like trying to decipher Elvish at first, but once I got the hang of it, I was slaying orcs like a pro. Just remember, this ain't "Shadow of Mordor," it's a whole new beast.

If you're a Tolkien fan, consider this game a second breakfast – you won't regret it. Just be prepared for some bugs that make Shelob's lair look like a picnic spot. And watch out for those pesky uruks – they're more hacked than Sauron's social media.

Graphics? Good. Gameplay? Good. Audio? Good, but be careful, you might end up deaf from all the orc screams. And let's not forget the PC requirements – it'll eat up more space than a Balrog in a hobbit hole.

As for difficulty, it's easier than making a hobbit-sized bed. And the grind? Well, let's just say you might need more than one life to finish it.

The story? Like a hobbit tale – good but not exactly epic. But who needs a story when you're building your own orc army?

Overall, it's a game worth playing, even if it means neglecting your responsibilities like a hobbit avoiding second breakfast. I'd give it an 8/10 – just watch out for those pesky bugs and hacked uruks!

Alright, folks, gather 'round for a review that's more entertaining than a barrel of monkeys! Picture this: you're cruising through the Steam store, eyeing up your next gaming conquest, when suddenly, you stumble upon a gem called Anno 2070. Now, I won't mention names, but let's just say it's got the kind of mixed bag of reviews that'd make even a seasoned critic scratch their head.

First up, we've got our buddy who's clocked more hours in this game than I have in a week's worth of sleep – and that's saying something! According to them, it's a futuristic paradise, with just one tiny hiccup: tornadoes. Yep, apparently, Mother Nature's got a bone to pick with your island utopia. I mean, who invited her to the party, right?

Then there's the poor soul who's had more trouble with launchers than NASA during a rocket launch. They're like, "Hey, Ubisoft, can you please let me play the game I paid for without needing a degree in computer science?" It's a valid question, folks.

And let's not forget about the one who's had to restart the game more times than a broken record. But hey, props to them for persevering through the struggle. We salute your dedication, friend!

But wait, there's more! We've got reviews ranging from "grate game" to "Avoid this game like the plague." Talk about a rollercoaster of emotions, am I right?

So, what's the final verdict? Well, if you're looking for a game that'll make you forget about lunch and have you questioning your life choices, then Anno 2070 might just be your cup of tea. Just be prepared to wrestle with launchers, dodge tornadoes, and maybe, just maybe, find a little slice of gaming heaven in the chaos.

Rating: 7.5/10 - because who doesn't love a good challenge?

So, you're thinking of diving into the sunny world of island dictatorships, huh? Well, let me be your tour guide through the quirky realm of Tropico 5.

First off, let's address the elephant in the room: comparisons to its older siblings. Some say it's like comparing apples to pineapples - they're both fruity, but different. Tropico 5 ain't just a clone of its predecessor; it's got its own flavor. Sure, it might not have as many toppings as Tropico 4, but it's got a few secret sauces up its sleeve.

Now, about those DLCs - think of them like toppings on your pizza. Some are like extra cheese, adding that gooey goodness you crave, while others are like pineapple chunks, a divisive choice that might leave you scratching your head. My advice? Grab the whole bundle on sale and have yourself a feast.

Online play? Well, it's like a tropical cocktail - refreshing but with a twist. Racing your buddies to resources can lead to some serious shenanigans, just watch out for those occasional crashes. It's like getting caught in a sudden rainstorm during your beach party.

And speaking of rainstorms, the campaign can sometimes feel like weathering a tropical storm. It's a bit unbalanced, leaving you feeling like you're swimming against the tide. But fear not, the trading system is smoother than a piña colada, and the era progression will have you feeling like a time-traveling island tycoon.

Sure, there are a few hiccups along the way - like sound effects that can make your ears ring louder than a steel drum band. But hey, every island paradise has its quirks, right?

In the end, Tropico 5 might not be the shiniest jewel in the treasure chest, but it's still a gem worth polishing. So, grab your sunglasses, slap on some sunscreen, and get ready for a wild ride through the Caribbean. I give it a sunny 7.5/10! 🏝️🍹