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Tazza

Goblin

Adelaide, South Australia, Australia

You got any gold for me?

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You got any gold for me?

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Mannifest Destiny

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Important Goblin Information

Listen close, humie, an’ learn what makes goblins tick, eh? We gobbos got simple rules fer livin’, but don’tcha mistake ‘em fer bein’ soft!

Shiny Stuff Rules All
Gold, silver, gems, shiny buttons if it glitters, it’s ours! We ain’t picky, see? Even a busted mirror’s a treasure if it sparkles right! Goblins’ll do anythin’ fer shinies: sneakin’, stealin’, or swappin’. You want a gobbo’s help? Flash some gold, an’ ya got yerself a deal probably.

Clan Comes First
Family’s everythin’. Goblins stick together, mostly ‘cause we’re stronger in packs. Mess with one gobbo, an’ ya might find a dozen more hidin’ in the shadows. We squabble, sure, but when it comes down to it, goblins look after goblins.

Food? Yeah, Sure
We’ll eat just about anythin’—meat, mushrooms, swamp bugs ya name it. If it don’t fight back too much, it’s dinner! But give us a feast with roast boar an’ fresh bread? That’ll make a gobbo very happy.

Big Dreams, Little Bodies
Every goblin wants to be king of somethin’, whether it’s a hoard of gold or a pile o’ junk. We’re small, yeah, but we think big. Gimme a throne made o’ treasure, an’ I’ll call meself royalty!

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