I'd love to write the best bio ever. Or put something here you'd love to show other people.

Unfortunately, like the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ who makes the Girls Gone Wild flicks, I'm completely uninspired at the moment.

I'm a woman. I game. Apparently we were once as rare as unicorns, but not so much now.

Voice chat is sort of the devil. Once I speak, at least the 15 year olds stop screaming '♥♥♥' at me, but there's this odd sound, almost like one hand clapping...going "fap fap fap fap fap".

I like MMORPGs, I like killing people. I don't like being killed quite so much.

At least I know what happens when we die. We are reborn at our spawn point, usually a little wiser and sometimes penalized for the experience.


No, I'm not really a pirate. But I have some parrots.

I'm not interested. It's not me, it's you.