Steam Community :: Cap'n Daedalus

Emilcia 28 Dec, 2020 @ 12:53pm

+rep

I_van 17 Mar, 2018 @ 7:16am

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HOLY ♥♥♥♥ THEY CUT OFF MY HANDS

O͢͟͡V̴̕ERŖ̢͟Í̧҉D̨E͞#8988 16 Dec, 2017 @ 8:09am

Nice achievements!

I_van 17 Jul, 2017 @ 4:07pm

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vømy 14 Jul, 2017 @ 9:22pm

ayyy another Captain 'round here

I_van 18 May, 2017 @ 4:31pm

+rep gay

Angy Cat with Santa Hat 9 May, 2017 @ 9:47pm

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big boss ruler supreme 21 Feb, 2017 @ 4:23am

♥♥♥♥ off

Angy Cat with Santa Hat 20 Oct, 2016 @ 5:30pm

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If you are a beautiful strong Aryan warrior, someone will put this in your comments.
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I_van 20 Oct, 2016 @ 5:29pm

Woke up this morning 5:30 sharp with a blowjob from two ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, one was trying to fit my humongous 3 pound balls in her mouth while the other was choking halfway on my 18 and 3\8 inch ♥♥♥♥. Must have came about a quart of sperm. They wanted more, cockslapped them unconcious, I had to hit the gym. Frontflipped from my 14th floor loft into my valet parked 2012 Ferrari (I got connexions) and gave the valet 3000$ in loose change. Pushed my ♥♥♥♥ to about 4 hundo (mph, mind you) and I was at the gym in no time. When I entered, the room scent suddently changed from sweat to wet ♥♥♥♥♥. That;s just the effect I have on hoes. Did my usual relax routine, 6000 push-ups, 8500 crunches, bench pressed 30 plates, etc. etc. you know the drill. After doing my ♥♥♥♥ in 16 minutes, my super strong senses got in action, I was smelling ♥♥♥♥♥. I looked up, and sure enough this fly honey was coming towards me.

I_van 20 Oct, 2016 @ 5:28pm

When i say fly, I mean that ♥♥♥♥♥ was fine as a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ umbrella. 18 years old, 44DD titties on a tight ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ frame. I mean a real skinny ♥♥♥♥♥, the type you losers jack off to, she didnt weigh more than 5 pounds. Took out my trouser monster and she started to squirt hard, she was convulsing and having 6 orgasms at the same time. Then I gave it to her while all the guys were giving me high fives and all the hoes were on the floor squirting like ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ fountains. Made the slut beg for my ♥♥♥, but I didnt give it to her to prove a point, I still came but only compressed air came out, imagine your best orgasm, then multiply it by 35. Didnt say nothing, hopped back in the Lambo and went back home. Now I'm sitting here, drinking 15 000$ champagne and eating gold plated sushis made by the 2 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ from earlier. Its only 6:30 and I did more in 1 hour than you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ will do your whole life. Enjoy jacking off to stupid drawn pictures.

I_van 20 Oct, 2016 @ 5:28pm

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If you are a beautiful strong Aryan warrior, someone will put this in your comments.
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Angy Cat with Santa Hat 1 Oct, 2016 @ 2:37pm

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It's COOL to be gay!
Post this on the wall of a homosexual friend and tell them how COOL they are :)

I_van 1 Oct, 2016 @ 2:19pm

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It's COOL to be gay!
Post this on the wall of a homosexual friend and tell them how COOL they are :)

I_van 7 Sep, 2016 @ 3:33pm

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Angy Cat with Santa Hat 2 Sep, 2016 @ 3:15pm

Hi! I'm great! Just fiddling around!

Angy Cat with Santa Hat 1 Sep, 2016 @ 8:44pm

Hello there, fellow crab!

I_van 25 Aug, 2016 @ 5:47pm

no taste

Angy Cat with Santa Hat 20 Aug, 2016 @ 1:41pm

u should do comedy xDDDDDDDD

Angy Cat with Santa Hat 17 Aug, 2016 @ 5:48pm

The loophole sings a suicidal detective. An obsessed stuff counters the fifty device. An assistance counts the blank throughout its renewed fish. With the image hardens the orient debate. The living manpower breaks the twist. MGSV is ♥♥♥♥.

I_van 1 Aug, 2016 @ 4:10am

Had an x-ray done today and they found you inside my ass.The doctor said if they took you out,i would die,because i could not live without such ♥♥♥♥ in my anus.Give this ♥♥♥♥ to anyone that you don't want resisting your penetration in "2016" including me if you care Try to collect twelve (if you don't know what twelve means kill yourself) its not easy.Be forceful! Send this to anyone that made you ♥♥♥ this year

I_van 16 Jul, 2016 @ 1:32pm

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I_van 24 Aug, 2015 @ 8:51pm

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Vir_Spread 20 May, 2015 @ 10:08am

++++++++++++Rep

Kvazigradient 30 Dec, 2014 @ 9:51am

+Rep, fair trader.

Kejmur 6 Oct, 2014 @ 3:56pm

+Rep Instant Deal, No Issues Of Course ;).

I_van 11 Sep, 2014 @ 9:51pm

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