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god's drunkest driver 24 Nov @ 7:12pm 
Probably needs more fiber in diet +rep
Yuukarin 31 Oct @ 10:28am 
Erm what the sigma
god's drunkest driver 22 Oct @ 9:09pm 
I am 38M and my wife is 85M. I bought a screen for her, gave her a ring, a pen, and tried my best to be her king, but nothing seems to work. He says that I should talk tuah a another girl but I don't know why. She also says that I am in the Thick of it, whatever that means. She wants me to give her a crown and says that my money is his "bling". She gets into drama whenever I call her, or as she says, "ring". Can somebody help me? I feel like I'm the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ here. She wants me to give her "prime" and a lunch of ly? I don't know, can somebody help?
cheebo 7 Oct @ 7:57pm 
ur mom:CockRobin:
delta 25 Sep @ 1:29pm 
A horse walks into a bar. The Bartender asks, "why the long face?".

The horse, not being able to comprehend human language, promptly ♥♥♥♥♥ on the floor and leaves the establishment.
delta 22 Sep @ 9:33pm 
made you look