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2 people found this review helpful
565.3 hrs on record (54.9 hrs at review time)
Unity, Justice and Freedom.
From Cyberstan to Bughdad.

Einigkeit, Recht und Freiheit.
Von Cyberstan bis nach Bughdad.
Posted 20 March. Last edited 21 March.
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1 person found this review funny
1,132.3 hrs on record (491.4 hrs at review time)
Only fun if you're:
- on stimulants
- mentally ill
- lacking approval from your family
- or all of the above combined
Posted 18 February, 2023.
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1,126.3 hrs on record (44.1 hrs at review time)
Got a little better lately, but they still have a far way to go.
Posted 9 February, 2019. Last edited 6 February.
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5 people found this review helpful
33.9 hrs on record (10.5 hrs at review time)
After having conquered the initial big 'hill' of the hard learning curve of this game, it's actually quite enjoyable.
Even on the easy difficulty you can have fun as a beginner as it can be quite challenging if you don't know what you are doing.

Just boot it up, see if you can handle it (Which you probably won't.) and watch a guide on how to play the game.
After watching a guide you will definetly be able to play this game and have loads of fun.

The whole space battle setting is great. Everything is done right there in my opinion.
You can easily manage your army with just a few clicks or you can do diplomatic actions just one click away.
I love that this game gives you the option to do a peaceful run rather than just all out military might.

If you like classic RTS games, this one is for you.

I will see myself having loads of fun with this in the future.
Posted 2 January, 2019.
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1 person found this review helpful
5 people found this review funny
0.2 hrs on record
Early Access Review
>be me
>boot up the game
>encounter spanish guy
>be lowkey racist call him mexican
>get told that iam british
>go mad mode cause iam german
>encounter german speaking xenomorph
>he dabs
>close the game

10/10, but would never play again.
Posted 29 December, 2017.
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1 person found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
3.3 hrs on record (1.7 hrs at review time)
Game has Wodka and Radiation, always a plus point for me.
Posted 28 November, 2017.
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4 people found this review funny
11.4 hrs on record (3.6 hrs at review time)
Disclaimer: Spoilers


> be me
> be bored with friends on skype
> found this weird dating sim
> seems promising to goof around
> start playing and streaming it over skype to friends
> joke around that its just not for those kids with anxiety which havent got a gf
> friend with depression told me that he got some depression but told me to just go on
> play the game
> realise these kids want some of the vitamin d
> thought is going into a softporn after baking with natsuki
> joking around that the character is a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and told sayori that only be friends
> few jokes that she would kill herself
> she did
> friend with depression leaves call
> call him back i stopped sharing screens, game still running
> tell him its only a game nothing is happening
> keep on playing
> freaking out on the glitches and mini jumpscares
> friend leaves call again
> outtadisbich.gif
> more people commit suicide whilst realising our jokes are true
> mad girl takes over
> wtf.jpg
> realise that we need to delete a file
> mad girl goes poof
> game restores without mad girl
> first dead girl becomes mad girl but first mad girl saves us
> wellok.png
> get ending with nice song
> MFW when i remembered its a dating sim[i0.kym-cdn.com]
> 10/10 would play a second part
Posted 28 November, 2017. Last edited 28 November, 2017.
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2 people found this review helpful
16.9 hrs on record (5.9 hrs at review time)
Red Orchestra 2, is a WW2 Ego-Shooter which is played by the community in a somewhat realistic mode.
It is enjoyable, aslong as you want to be flamed when you play as a Squadleader or Commander as a newbie.

Overall the game is just great, and the community unlike most other Ego-Shooter communitys is nice kind and helpful for new players.
Posted 26 November, 2017. Last edited 26 November, 2017.
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