Now, this is a story all about how
My life got spun all around
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I caught a disc with a lil' thing known as Swell Air

In south east England born and raised
On the playground was where I spent most of my days
Hangin' out dossin' looking all cool
And tossin some frisbee outside of the school
When a couple of c*nts who were up to no good
Started ♥♥♥♥♥♥' round my neighborhood
I got in one small kerfuffle and my mum got scared
She said 'You're goin' up to London so you can learn to get Swell Air.'

I tapped for an über and when it came near
The reg. plate said fresh and it had a pinetree in the mirror
If anything I could say that this über was rare
But I thought, "wha'ever- OI M8! To Swell Air!"

I pulled up to my flat about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the gaffer. 'Cheers guv see you l8r'
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To assume the title of Fresh Disc of Swell Air