Recent reviews by TachibanaTheDog

Just like these old days, we got sandbox and new visual effects

Being paper is hard to stay on ground

Release date:
10 December 2024
Price:
29,99 USD
Prequel:
Planetary Annihilation: TITANS
About game and things happened:
I will write it so that everyone understands, I bought the game on pre-sale on February 18, 2024, thinking that... the same or maybe even better adventure awaits me than in PA and PA:T, but nothing could be further from the truth, we start in a place where even There was no PA in early access, the only thing that works is optimization, apart from that, a much better game is Creeper World 4, which is sadder, no dumps don't work, actually everything is made in nice poly setting, but since it's in poly and the maps are pre-defined for campaigns, why did the game take so much time and we didn't get much? I feel cheated, not to mention the fact that before the game launched on Kickstarter, it was available from the website, for the price of USD 30 we could have a pre-order of a regular game, or a pre-order with thanks, as if all pre-orders were not possible thanks... then the problems with xsolla started, I had only bought a game through xsolla once before, it was Marauders and you know what? it worked, I got the key and used it, and I had the title on Steam before it was released, but with IA it was different, I bought it... it wasn't on the list of completed orders, then there was no key in xsolla's backpack, and now there's such a sad picture of the game for which I waited 2 years because its release date was postponed twice, as you can see and it didn't help, the first project was something, the second one was the same only improved, and the third one sucks, and it won't change for a long time

Release date:
23 November 2024 (early access)
Price:
9,99 USD
Character creation:
Nothing simple, we have 5 types of characters to choose from, each of them has a special base skill...
although we tend to choose what we like best (later in the game we can easily edit it using the mirror for
which there is an achievement, there is in the center of the sanctuary, behind the main teleporter).
However, well... character creation is very intuitive.
Issues:
After the last patch 1.5.8b I got stuck in the dungeon gate... luckily my friends helped me,
it's not bad because we can defend ourselves by skillfully using blocks and our skills.
Although, this error did not occur before, so.. sometimes it happens,
keep that in mind and don't be discouraged from playing this game :3.
Gameplay:
When I started I was a bit lost, I'm not a fan of rogue likes,
especially at the beginning I knew that I had to go here and there later, the game keeps you on track for a while, usually the main mission after completing it opens another path for us,
it's hard get lost in completing quests, although I think it isn't well explained when it comes to taking the main class, out of 3, from each main NPC there is one to take,
Mystic is probably the most popular, because we get the main quests from the Mystic who is Angela.
Not to mention the fact that playing with even one friend who uses spells or a bell is already a huge mosaic of colors on the screen, it doesn't bother me, but it certainly doesn't bother others, because I use a magic bell and a mithral wand muahahaha! (Silly puppy emperor).
Multiplayer:
Everything works, my advice... you first add yourself to the party before you enter the colossus,
especially you can invite the party from one of the tabs where you can find elements such as: equipment, distributing skills and adding points to some traits.
Achievements:
The simplest and rarest ones are, for example, patting Angela when she bends down to pick up a book,
climbing to the very top of the sanctuary, or getting the first outfit.
Dressing up and naughty games:
The strangest thing that exists is the ability to type "/taunt" into the chat,
which causes you to pat yourself on the butt, tempt you...
it may be funny to do it in front of a boss, but it's only as a joke,
because no NPC reacts to it, but it can be funny to your friends like it.
As for clothes, I would like to be able to put them on as a visual layer and have my own armor under it,
which interestingly can be hidden, so I'm counting on an update with the possibility of putting these clothes on top of the armor without removing it, apart from that... I still don't know how they work dyes,
but if someone doesn't need them, it's worth selling them at the very beginning of the game.
Summary:
If you are a furry, you know that you will buy this game (I did) and fall in love with it,
but it is not a game only for furries, and none of us except furries agree on that, and it's strange...
in my opinion, considering the size games, it is also a good game for a trip,
where we have a weak laptop and would like to play something (few people do this).
And the game targets normal people with the ability to play a character with a big ass and tits
(my friends made themselves femboys, only I play a woman). So, it is an addictive game, although in fact,
at the moment, lvl 20, although not the maximum, is the only one required for the equipment,
but with each subsequent level we can develop new skills and boost our character,
let's say that after reaching this level we can create new ones. characters and get into the game,
I miss the mode where I die once and start over, although it may be a good goal for streams.
Briefly, at the end, this is a phenomenon for me, I think it's currently 9/10,
because there was no randomly generated level with mobs whose lvl increases adequately from ours,
regardless of the type of mob, e.g. Slimek lvl 20
(maximum level Slimek is assigned to his type, i.e. in this case lvl 5)
*bark bark* (See ya later on streams)

Fluffy Liar 2024

Release date:
September 24, 2024
Price:
$26.99
Resolution, Quality and WORST Optimization:
Resolution, let's start with that, maybe I'm in the minority here, however, I've been playing at 3840 × 2160 (4K) for less than a year, which is interestingly 4 × more than the game can handle, in 16:9 the game can only handle 1920 × 1080 (Full HD), this is a joke, I understand that 4K may not be a popular resolution, but WQHD (2K)? As for the quality, even at 1920 × 1080 at the highest settings we are not able to get even 10FPS, which is funny because in my opinion my computer could easily handle it,
GPU: RTX 3080Ti and CPU: Ryzen 9 5900X

Problems related to the game and inputs:
current problems with the game are basically everything, from optimization to mechanics, it is worth mentioning input lags, which are most common when moving (jumping, running, crouching), there are unwanted delays that cause death.

Enemies:
the current problem with the enemies is quite visible, at first glance we get several factions, while playing I didn't delve into it for the other reasons mentioned above, getting to the point, the enemies are handicapped or too strong when in the group they realize that you are the enemy , because they don't always shoot, you can walk past them and that's it, except for the robots, which are quite strong in groups and can see you from 50 meters away, but when they get to 5 meters, they do nothing.

Mercenaries and Allies:
Well, in this case we will be talking about various inaccuracies regarding the selection/hiring and equipping of allies, they can be purchased in the store from one of the sellers. Well, it wouldn't be a problem if it weren't for the fact that it doesn't work, I just, for example, took two pickers and one heavy-armed dude with a heavy machine gun, gave it a go, and that's it, I joined one of the heavier maps, more like mini-maps, but more about that in a moment so well... I didn't have my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ anymore, they just didn't show up and I died, plus I don't know why there's a spectator mode since I was alone, because it kindly didn't load my mercenaries, each of them cost 5 to 6.5k currency.

Map and Minimaps:
As for the map, a large map would be much more suitable for me, however, we get it divided into squares that we choose before setting out on the expedition, then in this square with the map on which we will appear, we can choose (initially two) three different spawning places , which is interesting, but the maps are quite small and simple at the beginning, there is no big leap between them, there are 11 or 12 of them, so the lack of openness of the world detracts a lot from my assessment. Why did I call it a minimap? Because I think that not having an open world and spawning in some closed part is a mini part of a large map.

Shop:
I hope that the store will not be a place where I can criticize, and I guess not, i.e. it is to some extent never, but I have never seen a seller be able to reduce prices in such a radical way, I thought that we would be able to buy something that we would unlock in store, and when we complete a task we will be able to buy something cheaper, but here we have another problem, not only is the purchase price reduced by a few percent, but the purchase price is also increased, it's not bad, but I feel like the game is still in the making.

Weapons and Ammo:
Have you ever seen how limited you can be, everyone would assume that AK and AKM have 7.62 ammunition, but welcome to the post-apocalyptic world where AK and AKM have a magazine preview for 30 bullets, but the magazine holds 10 bullets, or that for these weapons 5.45mm ammunition is assigned, instead of the above-mentioned 7.62mm, because it is for RPK and LMG (those based on AK). The weapons we start with can be leveled, just like our character, if we fail with weapons, which happened once in my case, we start with 1x AK-47 with bad ammunition, 1x short AK, 1x shotgun, 1x SPAS-11, 1x pistol, and some ammunition, basically nothing else, and the weapon cannot be purchased on the second level of the store (the store level is improved by completing faction quests)

Things from other Universes:
where to start? The game smells like the post-apo world from Terminator, the loading visualization etc., it reminds me of GTFO, and the Scav armor is like from WH40K, what's more, the loot and selling system is just a basic Tarkov crap, except that we put everything in the backpack (simplification), then, in fact, the whole world is a terminator, and as for the terminator, I'm curious when Survival will be released, already announced in the world controlled by SkyNet :3

Addition to Everything:
Many new games or those that look cool are unfinished and only benefit from a new engine, they are poorly optimized and, what's worse, they are unplayable, this is another such example after The Day Before, although in this comparison it is better because it is a game, and more importantly it didn't disappear so quickly, I'm currently thinking about returning this game after 1 hour of playing, yes... I played this game for only 60 minutes, but I don't consider it a waste of time, it's worth looking for new games for various reasons, but it's not always possible it's a great choice.

Evaluation and Summary:
No one expects a good opinion when it's already negative, right? well, I think that someday, maybe in a year or two... this game may be worth buying and playing, so far it doesn't even have the image of a rat and a collector of leftovers after the great war between robots and people, I think 4/10 is good opinion for this game.

Another Saber Interactive game whose better package is not better at all, because everything is unlocked for some ridiculous currency, and secondly, the entire plot is one big tutorial, so that returning the game becomes impossible (I managed to return it after 3.6 hours) , and thirdly, because ultimate and gold do not give anything, the game is not worth the price, the creators treated the players with a bowl of dry dog ​​food again... If possible and you want to play this game, please buy the regular edition, especially at the beginning of the game.. and remember what Saber Interactive did with SnowRunner..

a game that was created for a meme will not become a meme, i.e. it is funny that the thumbnail has a Polish flag, but the game is not in Polish (subtitles, etc.)

The servers are dead or overcrowded,
not to mention many bugs such as falling through the map