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Personal Achievements
 

Spring Fresh

Clean any map adequately
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2014 @ 3:12pm

Employee of the Month

Get the Employee of the Month reward for your office
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2014 @ 8:35pm

You're Fired!

Get fired!
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2014 @ 9:24pm

Blood Soaked

Spill 100 dirty buckets
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2016 @ 6:50pm

Blaze of Glory

Incinerate 2000 items
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2015 @ 3:34pm

Bloody Hell!

Mop up 10,000 splats
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2015 @ 7:22pm

Who's for Dinner?

Get eaten
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2014 @ 2:19pm

Top Brass

Pick up 800 casings
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2015 @ 2:54pm

Taking Out the Trash

Pick up 1000 pieces of trash
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2016 @ 4:21pm

Need a Hand?

Receive a total of 35 helping hands from the Slosh-O-Matic
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2020 @ 9:45pm

Bins? Limbs!

Suffer the wrath of the Bin machine 75 times
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2016 @ 12:05pm

First Aid

Restock a total of 50 medkits over your cleaning career by punching out of levels with medkits
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2018 @ 4:20pm

Chew on This!

Throw 100 items into sand traps
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2015 @ 8:26am

Disintegrator

Fry 500 items with the plasma welder
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2016 @ 5:12pm

The Mops Of Wrath

Complete Athena's Wrath Level
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2015 @ 8:06pm

Anti-Virus

Complete Caduceus Level
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2016 @ 7:19pm

Ice-Cold Cleana

Complete Cryogenesis Level
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2016 @ 3:34pm

Sandblasted

Complete Unearthly Excavation Level
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2018 @ 5:15pm

Pine Fresh

Complete Hydroponic Hell Level
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2016 @ 7:35pm

Surgical Sweeper

Complete Evil Science Level
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2016 @ 12:41pm

Deep-Sea Dry-cleaning

Complete Paintenance Level
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2017 @ 6:52pm

Operation Brownwash

Complete Waste Disposal Level
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2015 @ 3:24pm

Refined

Complete Unrefinery Level
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2017 @ 8:22pm

One Mop To Rule Them All

Complete All major Official Levels
Unlocked 19 May, 2015 @ 1:19pm

Louis and Clean

Complete Gravity Drive Level
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2018 @ 11:13am

Big Banger Burnout

Tame the uncontrollable fury of the Big Banger by incinerating it
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2015 @ 3:23pm

Clean Freak

Cleanup your own personal Office by removing any Trash, Viscera and Blood; excluding trophies, then leave
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2016 @ 5:00pm

Employee of the Year

Receive 12 Employee of the Month awards
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2018 @ 12:37pm

Identity Theft

Steal 30 or more Personal Identification Devices (P.I.Ds) from cleaned levels and take them to your office
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2016 @ 7:35pm

Bring the Thunder

Take the Big Banger Supernova out of Unearthly Excavation and into another work-site and turn it on
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2018 @ 4:05pm

Master of the Beats

Turn off the Big Banger while it's playing loudly(keep your music volume up too) in zero-gravity during a Solo game
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2018 @ 5:30pm

Plague Bearer

Transfer a Goo-Jar to another work-site and infect something
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2016 @ 3:56pm

Head Hunter

Collect a head from each species in cleaned levels and take them to your office
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2017 @ 6:52pm

Brushed Steel

Complete Revolutionary Robotics Level
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2018 @ 4:20pm

Bushwhacked

Complete Overgrowth Level
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2018 @ 5:15pm

Bob's Legacy

Find Bob
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2018 @ 4:33pm

"Red Keycard"

Unlock Bob's super secret secret stash room
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2018 @ 5:23pm

Keep It Secret, Keep It Safe

Find all the unique and hidden collectibles and return them to your office
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2018 @ 11:13am

Eggregious

Find all the hidden painted eggs and return them to your office
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2018 @ 5:15pm

Lost in Space and Time

Get consumed by an inter-dimensional crack in space-time
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2016 @ 4:12pm

Wicked Unliving

Collect the chainsaw, boomstick, cursed hand and the evil book and return them to your office
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2016 @ 10:10am

Thursday the 12th

Collect the mask and machete and return them to your office
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2016 @ 8:25pm

Bad Dreams on Helm Street

Collect the clawed glove and return it to your office
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2016 @ 8:25pm

Harroween

Collect the white mask and butcher knife and return them to your office
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2016 @ 8:25pm

The Shimmering

Collect the axe and return it to your office
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2016 @ 8:25pm

Never Put It On

Collect the ring and return it to your office
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2016 @ 8:25pm

House of Honor

Clean the entire House of Horror level
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2016 @ 8:25pm

Back From Whence It Came

Destroy the Bad Banger
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2016 @ 1:49pm

Not Quite a Lumberjack

Destroy 200 items in the woodchipper
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2016 @ 11:16pm

Cleanliness is Godliness

Completely clean all mess in Santa's Workshop and clock off
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2016 @ 2:21pm

Christmas Crisis Corrected

Completely clean Santa's Workshop without breaking any Christmas items and clock off
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2016 @ 2:59pm

Sanitized Earth

Completely clean all mess and destroy every item in Santa's Workshop and clock off
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2016 @ 2:34pm

Bloody Incompetent

Prove your incompetence by leaving a worse mess in Santa's Workshop and clock off
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2016 @ 6:11am

St. Nick's Boomstick

Collect Santa's shotgun and bring it back to your office
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2016 @ 2:08pm

The Red Nose Knows

Collect the iconic reindeer nose and bring it back to your office
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2016 @ 2:08pm

Rooks Kept

Collect the different Rooks Keep figurines and take them back to your office
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2016 @ 2:08pm

Ballistic Weaponry

Collect the different Ballistic Weapons toys and bring them back to your office
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2016 @ 2:08pm

Thunder Candle

Requisition a new replacement janitor through the use of TNT
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2016 @ 12:25pm

Head Hunter

Collect elf heads and bring them back to your office, you freakin' psycho!
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2016 @ 2:08pm

Santa Hats Must Die!

Incinerate 50 Santa hats, the symbol of everything you hate
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2016 @ 2:59pm

Tower of Babel

Build a stack of 10 stools
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2016 @ 12:55pm

The Day the Funk Died

Bring about the sad meeting of Ice-Cold Banger and fire
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2016 @ 2:19pm

Cold Storage

Complete Frostbite Level
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2017 @ 12:40pm

Biomassive Breakdown

Complete Incubation Emergency Level
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2017 @ 8:18pm

Sanitary Supremacy

Completely clean the entire Shadow Warrior temple level
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2018 @ 12:37pm

Mr. Two Million Dollars

Collect the two million dollars of cold hard cash from the Shadow Warrior level all at once and bring it back to your office
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2018 @ 12:37pm

Swept Under The Carpet

Complete Uprinsing Level
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2017 @ 7:01pm

Crystal Clear

Complete Core Sample Level
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2020 @ 8:09pm



Ubermensch

Speedrun a map with at least %25 par time to spare
0 / 1

Pedestrian

Track over 20,000 footprints
8,327 / 20,000

Janicide

Blow up a fellow worker with the help of an ominously bright-red explosive charge
0 / 1

The Nose Knows

Use the Sniffer for a total of 2 hours
5,560 / 7,200

Pass The Torch

Take a lit flare from a fellow Janitor
0 / 1

Pest Control

Complete Pestilent Penitentiary Level
0 / 1

Bleach and Clear

Complete Penumbra Level
0 / 1

Audacious Oddities

Find all the unique Collectibles in the Vulcan Affair and return them to your office
0 / 10

Lair Care

Clean the entire Vulcan Affair level
0 / 1

Teeth for Tunes

Bring about the unfortunate meeting of Double-Oh Banger and Shark
0 / 1

Blood in the Water

Go for a swim with Sharks
0 / 1

We're Gonna Need a Bigger Tank

Feed the ever hungry Sharks 500 items they can either devour or destroy
0 / 500

Double-Oh Dumbass

Foolishly activate the Death Ray
0 / 1

Locked In

Lock another player inside a holding cell where they belong
0 / 1

Death From Above

Get turned into mist by an orbital beam weapon
0 / 1

Cat-astrophe

Using an orbital beam weapon, destroy the symbol of your most hated overlord; cats!
0 / 1

Orbital Bang-bardment

Allow the Banger to ascend to its rightful place among the heavens through the use of an orbital beam weapon
0 / 1