Recent reviews by The Turbanator

You play as a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ goat and destroy stuff? WHAT MORE DO YOU NEED?!? This game is seriously amazing though. I would easily pay $15+ if it had online multiplayer, but the truth is this game doesn't really need it. Maybe wait for it to go on sale for $5-$7 and buy Saints Row or something.

I only wouldn't recommend this game to penny-pinchers who want to make the most of their money or anyone who absolutely can't play a game without some sort of objective in it...

...or anyone who can't take a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ joke.