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Recent reviews by Orbital Horizon

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5 people found this review helpful
23.2 hrs on record (23.0 hrs at review time)
A very long time ago somebody said that Tarkov is for masochists.

I forgot about that.
Posted 28 November.
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68.8 hrs on record (68.7 hrs at review time)
Idk what happened but player mentality 180'd over 3 days. I went from being shot at one time in 40 hours to getting shot gun blasted any time I loot something.

I'm old, my reflexes suck and I should be wearing glasses. I simply cannot compete like that anymore, and I just can't in good conscious spend game time collecting and building just to have it taken away by somebody with better bowel control. I'll come back when there is a PvE mode. I'm just gonna play Tarkov PvE until then.
Posted 15 November. Last edited 21 November.
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1 person found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
1.5 hrs on record
Early Access Review
Don't recommend currently.

Graphics look goofy and have the added benefit of running like crap because of the nightmare that is UE5.

Building is clumsy and you have to walk around clicking an a stupid amount of tiny dots to build.

Starting inventory size is like 10 slots and nothing stacks so you can't even build a complete lean-to structure without running out of space for the stuff.

The worst part is that I would probably deal with/mod these other issues but with UE5 why bother.

Idk how anybody can recommend this over MD.
Posted 26 October.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
137.3 hrs on record
Really good game, my only gripe is that there wasn't enough side content. The side content we did get was all great stuff though. All story. Just needed more.

My play time is nowhere near accurate. For some reason this game doesn't like going off that "Stopping" status in steam. It's probably closer to 30-40 ish.
Posted 18 October.
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1 person found this review helpful
3.0 hrs on record
Discord and Blue Sky. Where ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game developers meet to ruin their games.
Posted 21 September.
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62.3 hrs on record
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Posted 21 September.
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6 people found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
1.1 hrs on record
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Posted 21 September.
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12.0 hrs on record
EDITED REVIEW: Another UE5 ♥♥♥♥ show nightmare.

And then to add to it some gaeboi social media cuck took it upon themselves to post some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ on the internet.

Any game dev with a bluesky account should be punched in their various genitals.
Posted 22 April. Last edited 21 September.
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1 person found this review helpful
16.4 hrs on record (1.0 hrs at review time)
First boss kept handing my ass to me. After some time I decide to lower the difficulty, not paying attention to the fact that you won't be able to move it back up. Beat the first boss, try to raise it back up. Whoops.

10/10 would railroad my first play through again.
Posted 28 March.
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1 person found this review funny
7.0 hrs on record (3.5 hrs at review time)
I refunded Monster Hunter and got this on a whim.

So glad I did. It works right out of the box and the sky is the limit in terms of what kind of DLC they can make for this. You can make a museum out of anything and put a quirky spin on how each of them are ran.
Posted 3 March.
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