Thats_Ale™'s My Summer Car Achievement Progress

Party time

Bottle of booze drank quickly.

Unlocked 29 Jan, 2017 @ 12:42am

Full of crap

10 000 litres worth of crap. Good job!

Unlocked 18 Sep, 2017 @ 9:47am

Case solved

24 bottles of beer consumed!

Unlocked 1 Aug, 2018 @ 3:18pm

Golden steam

Enjoy the smell.

Unlocked 24 Sep, 2017 @ 3:40am

Poor people go away

A real money man.

Unlocked 25 Oct, 2017 @ 3:40am

You have a new friend!

He is drunk, so he must be a friend.

Unlocked 30 Apr, 2021 @ 5:08am

Responsible citizen

You got your car through inspection.

Unlocked 9 Oct, 2017 @ 5:41pm

Money well spent

Better luck next time.

Unlocked 9 Oct, 2017 @ 4:10pm

Welcome to Finland

You just experienced a Sauna.

Unlocked 29 Jan, 2017 @ 1:10am

An idiot

An idiot is definition of you.

Unlocked 25 Oct, 2017 @ 3:40am

It runs!

Your car actually started, good job!

Unlocked 16 Sep, 2017 @ 11:12pm

Grand Theft Teimo

You little punk!

Unlocked 20 Nov, 2018 @ 8:27pm

Ultimate survivor

Drinking your own piss like a pro.

Unlocked 17 Sep, 2017 @ 1:35pm

And it is gone!

Say goodbye to your saves.

Unlocked 29 Jan, 2017 @ 1:15am

I am coward

No permanent death for you.

Unlocked 23 Mar, 2017 @ 5:29pm

Proud to be mortal

When I die, I die for good

Unlocked 28 Jan, 2017 @ 11:58pm

Don't answer that call

Thunder called you and you got killed.

Unlocked 26 Nov, 2018 @ 1:30pm

Jonne!

You are real Finnish Jonne.

Unlocked 17 Sep, 2017 @ 1:07pm

Finnish Summer

This is it. This is everything you ever need.

Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 6:30am

Yeast festival

Enjoy your home brew... delicious.

Unlocked 20 Mar, 2018 @ 11:11am

Greased rust

Drag Race time under 17 secs with Satsuma.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2019 @ 6:33am

Mr. Kilju

Good batch of commercial deer piss.

Unlocked 25 Jul, 2018 @ 4:01pm

100 km

100 km driven with Satsuma.

Unlocked 25 Sep, 2017 @ 6:00am

1000 km

1000 km driven with Satsuma.

Unlocked 30 Jan, 2018 @ 4:35pm

Granny's little helper

You are such a good boy!

Unlocked 4 Nov, 2020 @ 6:16am

You have a computer!

Now play some games.

Unlocked 30 Aug, 2019 @ 5:19am

Satsuma GT

You just restored the Satsuma into optional GT trim.

Unlocked 25 Nov, 2019 @ 8:48am

Bad Guy

You've done your time.

Unlocked 16 Nov, 2020 @ 5:33am

King of Tuning

You just purchased everything from the Tuning shop!

Unlocked 2 Feb, 2023 @ 5:34pm

Finnish wedding

Your traditional wedding condition.

Rusting fast

Over 200km/h with Satsuma!

Working man's Saturday

Time to relax.

Dakar rally

You just keep on going.

Thank you government

Crime is for poor people only.

Pimped!

That really does it.

Flying Finn

Top breed of racing drivers.

First loser

Coming second is just a first loser.

Sliding Swede

Coming after Flying Finns!

A true hillbilly

Shopping groceries with style!

Jackpot!

Maybe you should do Lotto too?

Magic portal

Somehow you don't remember anything.

Total idiot & full idiot

Flipping off to a drunk driver.

Feel alive

Travelling over 90 km/h as a passenger of a drunk driver.

Finnish sisu!

Finish rally with major suspension damage.

Hannes Kolehmainen

Suvi-Sprint rally done on foot.

Can't stop smoking now...

You are so deeply addicted to smoking that it is just better keep on going.

Smoking kills

Do not smoke. At least while refueling...

Darwin Award

Get a police breath analyzer test score of 3.5 per mil or more.

Methanol Man

You gained a new super power: Blindness!

Philosophy Master

Sometimes being a banker is enough.

Waving for victory

They failed to stop Johnny.

PTSD

Survived the Massacre with your pal Agent Orange.

Seek and you shall find

Found the Truth in Man of the World - World's Man.

Full stash

Successful crawl from the ditch to the store and back 14 times.

You are the wall

You defeated the ultimate Pasi and ended the invasion.

Wow, look at that Chopin there

Played the first 13 notes of Ukko Nooa starting from C.

A cure for illness

You helped Mr. Rapula to get through the day.

Gauntlet survivor

Survived the Gauntlet for 20 days.

Aiming like a pro

Maybe find a woman next time.

Catch-A-Fish

You caught the rarest fish in the pond.

Grill master

Serve at least 20 dish.

My finger slipped

Achieve a time of 0.12 or under.

I am Santa Claus

Beat all 4 levels of Joulupukin Joulustressi.

You reached 100 kg

Less than 100 kg person is weighed at maternity clinic.

10000 km

10000 km driven with Satsuma.

Thank you for playing!

Seems like it is over now.

Too much power, too little skill

Jerk in daddy's car.

True Peräjärvi Dalton!

Robbing a slot machine with style.

Kahen kilon siika!

Common whitefish worth of 2 kilograms.

Kiddy champ

You won in a junior class!

Reetipokeri Master

Too bad this is not Las Vegas.

Lottery winner

You won in a lottery. Rare treat for sure!

Engine started!

You beat the menu. And that's it.

Kela-Taxi

You served elderly person with style.

What a shock!

Too long walk to the toilet perhaps?

1000 Strawberries!

Time well spent, huh?