Recent reviews by THE BAR

I've never zoomed in far enough to see any of the game's models, and I'm certainly not going to start now. But I bet those trains look really swell down there somewhere.

Bought it for its coop, which never worked properly and now seems to be canned. Dev seems eager to massively improve the amount of stuff you can do, but silently dropping the coop store tag isn't very fire.

I'd recommend it inasmuch you don't bother with the new, free campaign. It's the worst slog of a tutorial I've ever played, without adding much to the fun gameplay loop of the original. Otherwise it's a joy of a game, watching your little candy-like materials chug along on conveyer belts, as bad robots try to.. do something or other. It's not very clear as a coop guest; none of the plot's revealed to you. I assume we're stealing their delicious candy, and they're only trying to right this terrible wrong.

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The gameplay's zippy and has great automation for a digital card game, and while it doesn't quite capture the feeling of ruling a dominion, it's a neat little time waster.

Lacks the WHUMPWHUMPWHUMPWHUMP and DOINKDOINKDOINKDOINK when tallying your score and writing your name after each level, 0/10.

It's good, it works, thanks, Civvie!

I like using the horse.

I like the part where the things hit each other.

It's okay.