matt the beast
Matt.   Chad
 
 

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Biglongfloppydickmeat 20 Jul @ 3:35pm 
I'm Zack, call me Super or Zack idc. Hobbies include skateboarding when I can, music, working out, and gaming. If you ever want to just rant or play games I'm down. Most of the time..
Biglongfloppydickmeat 30 Nov, 2023 @ 6:25pm 
rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.
Biglongfloppydickmeat 28 Sep, 2023 @ 12:28am 
This guy is a real character. Got caught at AMC with a 15 year old girl but he'll deny it all day. On top of that, he has been stealing intellectual property from my company for years but he denies that as well. See you in court bud! Lawyers are involved and you're dealing with me now!
Biglongfloppydickmeat 2 Oct, 2022 @ 6:43pm 
Hey I'm a really nice guy. I've been playing csgo for quite a while and I'm feeling like boosting some girl gamers (preferably ones that look kinda good, I'd appreciate if you could send a picture before beginning.) and this because often when I talk to girls otherwise they don't take my csgo-skill in to consideration. Many girls through the years did friendzone me and I'm really tired of all douchebags taking the girls who deserve better.
evil ozzy osbourne 17 Sep, 2022 @ 2:18am 
WTF?! raped my cat
Biglongfloppydickmeat 9 Sep, 2022 @ 1:08pm 
YOU IDIOT! the tags the game has are what players tag the game as, so if a lot of people tag the game as coop the coop tag will show. next time scroll down and see what the devs tag the game as.