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A regular modern-day Obama!

It begins with quality, homegrown potatoes, just as it always has. Simple, wholesome and real. First we carefully wash, peel and slice the potatoes. Then we cook them until they are perfectly crispy, bringing out their wonderful potato taste. Finally, we add salt for flavour. Delicious ingredients and homegrown potatoes - so you get that perfect, crispy chip every time you reach into our bag.

It begins with quality, homegrown potatoes, just as it always has. Simple, wholesome and real. First we carefully wash, peel and slice the potatoes. Then we cook them until they are perfectly crispy, bringing out their wonderful potato taste. Finally, we add salt for flavour. Delicious ingredients and homegrown potatoes - so you get that perfect, crispy chip every time you reach into our bag.

It begins with quality, homegrown potatoes, just as it always has. Simple, wholesome and real. First we carefully wash, peel and slice the potatoes. Then we cook them until they are perfectly crispy, bringing out their wonderful potato taste. Finally, we add salt for flavour. Delicious ingredients and homegrown potatoes - so you get that perfect, crispy chip every time you reach into our bag.

It begins with quality, homegrown potatoes, just as it always has. Simple, wholesome and real. First we carefully wash, peel and slice the potatoes. Then we cook them until they are perfectly crispy, bringing out their wonderful potato taste. Finally, we add salt for flavour. Delicious ingredients and homegrown potatoes - so you get that perfect, crispy chip every time you reach into our bag.