+rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

Hi, I'm sorry. I saw your profile picture and I thought you were very beautiful in this picture, ((I'd like to tell you this)) In fact, It's very rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why this is such a boy thing and honestly I'm kind of very anti-misogyny and like I'm the guy who's going to be in the kitchen making sandwiches, right? We should play warframe someday. It's a really cool shooter game with lots of scary moments. Don't worry though, I'll be here to protect you ;) Sorry I'm not flirting I swear I'm just trying to be friendly cause I really like your profile picture sorry did I go too far? Sorry, I'm really shy because I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk you seem to be really nice and fun;

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1) Yes, 9 cm is considered small. We suggest surgical process;

2) No, it is not common for condoms to become loose. There is no super small size, this size is unique;

3) Although 9 cm is a very small size, it is possible for the partner to reach climax during sexual intercourse, so if this does not occur in your relationships as mentioned, it may be lack of competence on your part;

4) No, you can't have a prostate exam, it's only for people over 50. Please do not insist;

5) The strong desire for same-sex people may be a strong sign of a tendency towards homosexuality;

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