So you’re going by Cole now, nerd? Haha what up, it’s Xi Jinping from China. Me and the other dictators used to give you a hard time. Sorry you were just an easy target. I see your social credit score is still low. Remember Mei Ling, the girl you had a crush on? Yeah, I have her organs now. I forcefully oppress over 1 billion people a year, and run a corrupt government. I guess some things never change, huh? Nice catching up, pathetic..

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If you are a beautiful strong Mujahideen, someone will put this in your comments.
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What the ♥♥♥♥ richard

Ben Shapiro TRIGGERS Liberal by SENDING them to NAZI DEATH CAMPS using pure CONSERVATIVE LOGIC and REASONING and then ANGERS SJW by GOING on a RAMPAGE literally RAPING and MURDERING every single MINORITY within a 200 MILE RADIUS then TROLLS Libtard with TRUMP DERANGEMENT SYNDROME by licking Donald Trumps MICROPENIS of all the DRIED ♥♥♥ from the CONCEPTION of Barron Trump and he ANGERS democrat by FEEDING upon the FLESH of ABORTED FETUSES and the BLOOD of EVERY single LIBTARD to literally BECOME a GOD AMONG MEN which TROLLS idiot COMMIES by OPENING the seals of HELL and CAUSING the APOCALYPSE in which the DEVIL RAPES CHILDREN and TEARS OFF the heads of Liberal TODDLERS and also Ben TRIGGERS the SOCIALISTS by RAPING the UNDEAD CORPSE of LEON TROTSKY and JOSEPH STALIN and he PISSES OFF the LEFTISTS by ESTABLISHING a NEW WORLD ORDER and then he SPAWNS CTHULHU and have home and the DEVIL ♥♥♥♥ HIM IN THE ASS while he ♥♥♥♥ all OVER the BOTTLE of LIBERAL TEARS

She said shes off to pee while were watching a movie, now shes been gone 5 minutes and i knew something was up, i knocked on the door and asked if everything is ok, she said yes she'll be right out...her voice was labored and i became suspi...cious...so i yelled "IM COMING IN!' she screamed no but there was no stopping this, i smashed through the door and i see her sitting on the toilet seat, i told her to get the ♥♥♥ up, she didnt so i threw her off, i looked inside the toilet...just as i suspected, a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ log, ♥♥♥♥♥ u better pray this isnt yours. i looked around and saw no pet in site, I KNOW THIS IS UR POOP U ♥♥♥♥♥, she screamed at me that im crazy and that shes calling the cops, all the while toilet paper in her hands. i told her no need to call the cops, im breaking up with u u some kinda poop ♥♥♥♥♥. and that was that. I feel like a new man and off to find a woman who doesnt poop.

Bro, I'm a former international D-1 unlimited weight class wrestler, have abs at 6'1" 240 lbs, worked as a bouncer, and I zercher squat somewhere around 700 lbs. I grew up on base and boxed since I was 4. I've got the quickest hands I've ever seen in person from a non professional fighter, especially at my weight. If my gf wants to talk chit I'll let her do it to a point before pulling her away. If some guy gets in her face? I'm either gonna do the responsible thing and get the bouncer or pick him up and slam his ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ neck into the concrete. What do you weigh… 190 lbs? Zercher squat maybe 495 lbsx8? You have no idea what it's like walking around as big and as strong as someone like me. First of all, 95% of men walk in fear of you, and 95% of the other 5% of men are just retarded. Literally the last 3 altercations I've been in with other males ended with me giving them one back hand slap and knocking them to the ground (I'm terrified of hitting most men cus I might kill them)

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dva is a TERRIBLE waifu like what the ♥♥♥♥ bro why would you want spoiled brat gamer girl when you can have a blue goddess kill you in your sleep after cucking you with a hot french dude

FriEND.
BoyfriEND.
GirlfriEND.
BestfriEND.
Islam.

All these things have an END except ISLAM. Just know that Allah's love for you is eternal. Peace be with you, brother.

I hole-hardedly agree, but allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it’s a peach of cake.

Appreciate the offer, though hopefully we can still be friends. You're still free to admire my aesthetics when we see each other at the pool again. Hey darling, great to hear from you again. I appreciate the offer but no thanks. You are a 6/10 at best, and because I am a lot more beautiful than you physically, I don't think there is any reason as to why I should "hang out" with you, as I would only do so with people who are on my par genetics wise, so as to pass strong strong and attractive genes to my future children. Unfortunately I'm afraid you would bring our children down two points & judging by your change of mind, you're probably bipolar.

Well to be perfectly honest, in my humble opinion, of course without offending anyone who thinks differently from my point of view, but also by looking into this matter in a different perspective and without being condemning of one's view's and by trying to make it objectified, and by considering each and every one's valid opinion, I honestly believe that I completely forgot what I was going to say.

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You know what the greatest feeling in the world is? Some people might say ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ with the bathroom door open, but I'll go a step farther. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ with the bathroom door open and looking directly at the kitchen (ideally from a powder room connected to the kitchen). It's the brute, primal feeling of saying "this is a sacred place where I store and prepare the sustenance I need to survive, and I'm going to defile it by ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ while staring at the pristine holiness of it, just because I can." Masturbating in the kitchen is the same feeling, the feeling of being so in control of your life and all you survey that you would willingly commit a vile act on hallowed ground just to prove just how on top of the food chain you are.

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You're gay

Thanks man hmu if you need another handy

Best beta male cuck I ever had, I helped install an Air Conditioner in his shed after ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ his wife.

10/10 would host another Mandingo party with

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I'm Delicate you son of an awesome ♥♥♥♥♥.

I say awesome as to not insult your mother too badly. Because she is a very sweet woman and an equally as sweet lover

Walter ive delete ur commentses for bein very mean to me :( dont do it again

hey ♥♥♥♥♥♥ below me, ♥♥♥♥ you

Please send me lots of commentseses!!!! Love and waffles

rawr means i love you in dinosaur. rawr!!!!! x33333333

you know this is going to sound a little weird but lol please bear with me im really nervous saying this but haha sometimes when i go to bed i think about you and it makes me feel really funny like im lying there and i just think about how nice it would be if we could like sit on a beach or something and hold hands and talk about all the small things in life maybe we could have our own beachhouse or y'know just take a vacation down by the lakwside i know its weird i dont want you to feel uncomfrlable or whatver but its just i keep thinking about you and i wanted otk now what you think okay?? actually nevermind its not a big deal im sure you're just weirded out thanks ^_^;;

I am indeed a big guy (for you)

who the ♥♥♥♥ is jyn erso

rude name 0/10 would not give a meme

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