THE PEAK's POSTAL 2 Achievement Progress

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 3:08pm

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 3:46pm

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 6:23am

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Unlocked 8 Dec, 2021 @ 11:37pm

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 3:21pm

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 3:48pm

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Unlocked 8 Dec, 2021 @ 3:54am

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Unlocked 8 Dec, 2021 @ 5:08am

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 12:31am

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 7:22am

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 3:05am

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 2:27pm

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 2:56am

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Unlocked 11 Oct @ 4:01pm

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Unlocked 22 Sep, 2022 @ 5:48am

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 3:53am

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 3:57pm

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 3:21pm

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 3:00am

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 4:02am

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 2:56am

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 3:23pm

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Unlocked 22 Sep, 2022 @ 5:32am

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 12:29am

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 4:08am

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 12:33am

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 3:29pm

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 3:51pm

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 3:10pm

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 3:25pm

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Unlocked 8 Dec, 2021 @ 4:32am

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Unlocked 11 Oct @ 2:49pm

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Unlocked 8 Dec, 2021 @ 4:36am

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 3:13am

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 3:40am

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 2:30pm

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 11:51am

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 1:04pm

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 7:54am

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 2:47pm

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 1:33pm

Ape Gape

Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive.

Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 11:37am

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 1:47pm

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 4:04am

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 3:02am

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Unlocked 11 Oct @ 3:17pm

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

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Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

20 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

25 / 30

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

10 / 30

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

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Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

3 / 30

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 30

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

21 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 20

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

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