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Recent reviews by Szepy The One-Handed

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6 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
19.3 hrs on record
10/2024 update:
-jumpscare at the end of the match is still present
-main menu/overall UI still looks like a mess compared to COH2
-artstyle still looks wrong
-still no reconnect
-sounds are still horrible
- no new content apart from few maps and ofc milion paid skins(sorry, two free and two paid commanders in nearly two years, wow)


Original:
Got it for "free" with CPU purchase.

Broken, confusing(for returning players from 1 and 2), unpolished and unbalanced mess - there are many videos out there saying what is "wrong" with this game, just gonna say a few issues which bothers me most:
- (main) menu looks like some imbecille did it, even the alpha/beta tests one looked better.
- icons which makes no sense, more then half of icons are from COH2, even when the vehicle pictured is wrong
- artstyle is just wrong, it looks bad(perhaps you could say not that "authentic"/fitting to the gameplay compared to COH1/2)
- sounds as a whole
- no reconnect into matches
- no proper replay system
- UI as a whole is a mess
- literal jumpscare at the end of the match
- once you’ve finished a custom game you have to create the lobby again
- missing audio cues
- very, very retarded social system compared to COH2(why use steam invite like in COH2 when you can make your custom friends system where the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ window can’t even be closed properly because there is no cross)
- units getting stuck
- destruction system looks bad, there is no terrain deformation, stairs for example dont have any visual damage
- AIs as a whole - pathfinding, their "skill"(expert AIs are trash compared to COH2)
- overall quality control on assets, UI design, animations, sounds etc.
- no infantry crushing with medium+ vehicles

Its so funny to go back to their initial posts that they’re making COH3 and see the statements like: "We want to build the game based on community feedback etc." but it looks like they threw all of it in the trash and instead made something completly different

DOW3 all over again, if you’ve paid more then 10-20€, refund immidiately, maybe check again in a year or two (but i dont think it will get much better, because the game needs total overhaul, which, as we all know, is not something devs do today)
Posted 15 March, 2023. Last edited 7 October, 2024.
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2 people found this review helpful
4.2 hrs on record (1.5 hrs at review time)
GTA but instead of Grand Theft Auto its BEtM - Bang Everything that Moves
Posted 8 June, 2021.
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11 people found this review helpful
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0.0 hrs on record
I’m not going to do a betatester for 35€ for 6 months just so the expansion can be released in "working"(read as actually playable) state for peasant-3buttongamepad-boxes, also I’m not going to wait until late 2022 to have all content promised(half of it will still be missing i guess), FDev again failed to deliver promises(Armstrong Moment™) as always, shame there is still the "hardcore fans" part of the community which will defend them even if they murder some random village.
Posted 20 May, 2021.
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7 people found this review helpful
25.5 hrs on record (2.5 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
A Game which have the power to "revolutionize" and popularize the adult games/gaming and set a new and high standards for it’s genre(unlike CyberJunk)
I rate it "pop my hood" out of "big titty central"

also there is some material to fap to(a lot)
Posted 26 March, 2021. Last edited 26 March, 2021.
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4 people found this review helpful
0.7 hrs on record
Tycoon game where you can’t resize/move UI windows/elements+they take half of your screenspace when you open them... after nearly 20 years from all those early-2000’s tycoon games this and the terrible building system(walls mainly) is unacceptable, refunded.

And dont forget that there was a 2 weeks long beta more then a month ago and all those things were reported.

Yes, game looks great (but when you zoom in even on ultra details there are many blured textures), unfortunately for me gameplay>graphics.
Posted 7 November, 2019. Last edited 7 November, 2019.
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1 person found this review helpful
4 people found this review funny
113.3 hrs on record (79.2 hrs at review time)
best battle royale 2018 ever i shot he died solo win 11/9 ign
Posted 21 November, 2018. Last edited 21 November, 2018.
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6 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
10.9 hrs on record
no multiturret lock mechanism, unbelievable RNG influence and thanks to it zero skill value + something like 0.2-0.3 xp modifier in PvE which means PvE is useless
Posted 11 October, 2018.
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37 people found this review helpful
7 people found this review funny
1.2 hrs on record
same ♥♥♥♥ as warz and infestation survivor stories, run worse then both of them, same map for 6 years, if you want to play this, rather use some community emulators, they have some NEW content(maps etc), devs of this s.h.i.t actually stole some of their work
Posted 17 April, 2018.
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11 people found this review helpful
60.5 hrs on record (60.5 hrs at review time)
basically OpenIV case 2.0, T2 .s.l.u.t.s. are trying to force (illegally by EU rules) new EULA, ban/monetize modding etc.., looks like .s.h.i.t.s.torm after threats to OpenIV team(GTAV "modtool") wasnt enough for them

Thread URL
http://steamproxy.net/gid/103582791433984807/announcements/detail/1673522003721086842
Posted 6 March, 2018. Last edited 6 March, 2018.
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14 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
1.8 hrs on record
- Only three factions=no CHAOS! ( i bet they will come in DLC.. lol)
- thanks to removing cover system units are spam only now
- 3v3 biggest MP map
- i would say that this is absolute failure in terms of creating a W40k strategy, and i think that art style is a little bit off 40K universum

i liked the first DoW, second was good too, but this....

DoW 3 is not a DoW game, period
Posted 23 October, 2017. Last edited 23 October, 2017.
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