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42 of 42 (100%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Hit and Run

Break out of the Combine prisoner transport vehicle.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 12:16pm

Quaranta Giorni

Enter the Quarantine Zone.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 2:48am

Mazel Tov

Pick up and smash 50 glass bottles.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2023 @ 4:17am

Good Grub

Feed the snark.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 12:06pm

On a Roll

Interact with the playground somehow.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2023 @ 2:45am

Little Slugger

Represent yourself with a specific prop on Russell's map.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2023 @ 2:47am

Eye of the Geiger

Measure Russell with the Geiger counter.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2023 @ 2:48am

Mag-Snagger

Catch Russell's ammo magazine before it hits the ground.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2023 @ 2:50am

Sustenance

Receive a tasty treat.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 2:43am

Freshly Squeezed

Test your grip on a headcrab heart.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2023 @ 3:18am

Zombie with a Shotgun

Collect the shotgun.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 2:50am

Xen Garden

Enter the explosive Xen infestation.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2023 @ 7:02am

Off the Rails

Stop the prisoner transport train.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2023 @ 7:17am

Checking In

Reach the Northern Star.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2023 @ 3:31am

Heart-Breaker Hotel

Get creative turning the power back on.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2023 @ 6:29am

Surface Tension

Escape the underground pit.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 3:44am

Unbonded

Collect the SMG.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2023 @ 1:59am

Cord-Cutter

Shut down the substation.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2023 @ 6:22am

Blast From the Past

Defuse a roomful of explosive barrels.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2023 @ 11:06am

Sound Strategy

Escape the distillery without killing Jeff.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2023 @ 5:06am

Flat Note

Kill Jeff.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2023 @ 4:26am

Crustacean Frustration

Kill the annoying headcrab before it breaks everything.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2023 @ 4:44am

Hold Your Liquor

Catch a bottle falling out of a cupboard before it breaks and alerts Jeff.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2023 @ 9:35am

Sea Level

Reach the aquatic exhibits.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2023 @ 4:37am

Triple Bypass

Solve the tanker yard's electrical puzzle and escape.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2023 @ 5:56am

High Water March

Start climbing the water tower.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2023 @ 6:22am

Textbook Jinxing

Wake the Strider.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2023 @ 6:42am

Point Extraction

Get to the superweapon.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2023 @ 7:09am

Consequences

Make your choice.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2023 @ 7:09am

Dead Giveaway

Loot a corpse.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 12:28pm

Smash and Grab

Break open a supply crate with your hands.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 3:56am

Up in Arms

Install your first pistol upgrade.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 3:01am

Pro-Pain

Kill a grunt by shooting their gas tank.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2023 @ 11:08am

Indirect Approach

Kill a Combine Heavy while their shield is up.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2023 @ 5:09am

Combine Harvester

Use the gravity gloves to loot an item off a living Combine soldier.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2023 @ 9:55am

Xen Lootism

Snatch a Xen grenade from its resting place.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2023 @ 4:48am

Safe Trip

Use the multitool to hack a tripmine.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2023 @ 6:49am

Deadliest Catch

Use the gravity gloves to intercept an incoming enemy grenade in mid-flight.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2023 @ 6:13am

Near-Jeff Experience

Stay close to Jeff for 10 seconds (but not too close).
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2023 @ 4:17am

Team Spirit

Bring Russell a bottle of vodka.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2023 @ 4:32am

Gnome Vault of My Own

Bring a garden gnome with you to the Vault.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2023 @ 6:31am

Gnome Alone

If you are reading this achievement, Gabe Newell has successfully launched Gnome Chompski into space. If you did not also receive the achievement 'Manufacturing Ascent', Newell has abandoned his plans to shoot Noam Chomsky into space.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 11:56am