I've been spellin Germany with a J.-Rowdy
You've always bewildered me with how successful you can be and yet still be just as disappointing.-Rowdy
Can't have oreos without the milk, man.-Jacob
What is this flavored water? Oh, wait its Diet Coke.-Rowdy
What you egg? *He stabs him* - Arty Bruno Mars
I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ shattered my phone in kool aid. - Sanzy
That coulda been anybody. - Rowdy
warmdash long beach 2: not correct numerical code. - Malk
Ah my back, i think i just broke it, this is the final straw. - Rowdy
Whats your yaw, bro? - Rowdy
Dammit, i'm the dead man that woke him up! - Dew
Is he yiffin' the fox? - Dew
He's yiffin' the fox. - Rowdy
AHHH! I'm okay. - Rowdy
I don't know about all that. - Rowdy
Calm down, relax. - Rowdy
I highly resent imbeciles. - B4nny
And in conclusion, the end. - My Dad
What the ♥♥♥♥ is air? - Pablo Escabar
You got a small yaw, bro. - Dwadge
Slob on my yaw. - Dwadge
You're like a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ in slow motion, it's like im watching you fly out of my ♥♥♥♥. - Rowdy
Your ♥♥♥♥ is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ small. - Taokaka
♥♥♥♥ off, Devil'Jho, you fat pickle ♥♥♥♥. - Dew
Someone get me a SkyDoesMinecraft figure so I can put him on a cross. - Rowdy
This is rapid-fire retardation. - Dew
Easy game, easy life *lights a cigarette and leans back arrogantly* - EnjoyTheBag
"HOW THE ♥♥♥♥ DO YOU EXPECT ME TO KILL A BATTLESHIP WHEN I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT A BATTLESHIP IS??"- Sanzy
"How do you like that Obama?! I pissed on the moon!" - Sanzy
"Well first things first: Bazinga." - Rowdy
"I CANT UNSHIT!" - Dew
Death's sweet embrace could not find better days to come down, end this, and sweep me away. - Funke
"Who gives a ♥♥♥♥ about big foot?!" - Tourettes Guy
"Isnt Arrowhead a band?" - Rowdy
"Youre thinkin of Arrowsmith." - Duke
"Just turn your teeth into jellyfish." - Sanzy
"Theres only 2 genders, gentlemen and fembois" - Malk
"Put that in the funny one." - Malk
"WHAT THE ♥♥♥♥?! IM EPIC, ♥♥♥♥ YOU!!!" - Duke
"I worked SO hard to make her black!" - Malk
"I spend all day eatin' and all night shiddin'" - Duke

I can see up Rowdy's skirt. - Sanzy
Hold on, im gonna take this skirt thing off. - Rowdy
Everytime you've ♥♥♥♥♥♥, I remember it. - Sanzy
Yours is bigger than mine, what the hell? - Sanzy
We were touching tips for a second there. - Sanzy
I'm just givin it to ya, you take it as you please. - Sanzy
YOU ASKED FOR IT, I GAVE - Sanzy
Some things expand in the way you dont want them to. - Sanzy
Yours isn't as good as Rowdy's. - Sanzy
We can compare them, but mine is most likely better. - Sanzy
If its not forced or not child, I do not care. - Sanzy
"Back at the farm, they call me a breeding bull." - Dew
"What's what?" - Sanzy
"You're gonna find out" - Dew
"Why is his head so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ big... He's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ massive" - Sanzy
"I wasnt expecting that tongue.... " - Sanzy
"I was inside her." - Sanzy
"I think I jammed it too far inside of you" - Sanzy
"I have a semi for you." - Sanzy
"I was just sucking on it then it just kinda came into my mouth and surprised me." - Sanzy
"He screamed because of how good it is." - Sanzy
"Ive never choked on a ♥♥♥♥ that fast" - Sanzy
"Just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ shove it in." - Sanzy
"Bro what does boi♥♥♥♥♥ smell like? - Rowdy
Cherries in my case. - Sanzy"
"Eugh, its like a drink... its ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ everywhere..." - Sanzy
"Its bigger than it looks." - Sanzy
"Some giant tentacle monster surprised attacked me and exploded." - Sanzy
"Just the tip of it! Give the tip a little kiss." - Dew, Sanzy
"I cant swallow it all" - Sanzy
"I went to go steal his cowboy hat, but I got stuck inside him." - Malk
"I broke Rowdy." - Mag
"So yeah about the cumpit.. I'm gonna need you to impregnate me." - Rowdy
"Real Dom's got a tight ass tho." - Sanzy
"Can I put a sniper scope on my penis?" - Rowdy
"Sorry buddy, looks like youve been......................... fingered.." - Rowdy
"Jake, why do you have to make a mess?" - Sanzy
"Thas a rod.." - Rowdy
"Probably shouldnt say that when we sleep together." - Sanzy
"Im bouta go ham on your clam." - Rowdy
"SLAMMIN' CLAMS!!" - Rowdy & Sanzy

Altruism Sucks: Real life peter griffin here
Altruism Sucks: You know what really grinds my gears
Rowdy: what, peter?
Altruism Sucks: Fortnite
Rowdy:

Rowdy: Enough out of your mouth.
Sanzy: Looks like your mouth is already full.
Rowdy: I can't say anything because you're just gonna use it against me.
Sanzy: I don't know i'm pretty good with my thing.

Altruism Sucks: Wanna know what I call it when I beat a fat women
Rowdy: what
Altruism Sucks: The ham slammer
Rowdy: my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ god

Gangster: it's like I'm watching you plug walk in slow motion

the best: ill suck yo ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥
Robert Cheeto: deal

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, MEDIC HAS PRIORITY FOR THE TELE HEAVY!! YOU ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ FATASS!! *Tele exit gets destroyed* YOU ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ FATASS, YOURE SO FAT THAT YOU
BROKE THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ EXIT YOU ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥!!! *gets kicked 10 seconds later* - Mario



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