+rep met this freak of nature at the orphanage last slayer task, we cooked a couple crackheads and it turns out smaller skulls really do make for better stiring pots. Anyway the government is after him, something about hunting off-season milfs and selling used tentacles on tiktok. Not sure how this affects S1mples legacy but hopefully he comes back to this smurf some day.

Spends all week covered in oil and all weekend covered in shame — bro's got more tabs open than friends

+rep skilled beyond measure, add me, please

knows the game inside out

+rep AK precision о_О

Quick slice!