Recent reviews by SyToX

Possibly the worst piece of ♥♥♥♥ ever constructed by human hands. I would rather be cow-branded with an Apple logo on my forehead than play through this monstrosity again. Gleefully refunded.

A non-exhaustive list of things I would rather be applied to me, in order of enjoyability:
1. Thrown into a woodchipper, feet-first.
2. The Brazen Bull
3. Scaphism
4. Rat bucket torture
5. Playing Cruelty Squad again

This game looks like if you mixed cyber-AIDS and Harlequin Ichthyosis, gave it to an AI and forced it to make a game.
But graphics aren't everything. You can make a good game with the most ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ graphics possible.
This is not one of those games.

This isn't some kind of avant garde / abstract art, meant as some kind of commentary or was carefully, and deliberately designed, through rigorous testing to make it as horrible as possible.
The developer is simply a certified moron masquerading as a deep artist.

The gameplay isn't a whole lot better either. There's so many bugs, inconsistencies, and outright horrendous design choices, this game wouldn't make it past a QA team solely comprised of rats on meth.

You can't pick up ammo, for a gun you already have, unless you're holding it in your hands.

This game isn't worth 50 cents, let alone 16.79 euros. I literally wouldn't even pirate this game.
The reviews are memes, made made by people who have no issue throwing money away for the lulz. Don't trust them.

The haters summed up: "Ugh, you didn't beat the game unless you've beaten it on NG+7, no summon, punching-only, no-weapons, no-armor, no heals, no hit, no leveling, no Torrent, upside-down monitor(turned off, of course), no sound, hooked up to an IV of vodka, b...bu...but the DLC is too hard!"

Be a grownup, use a Mimic Tear.

And the DLC runs fine on my 1070 and 6700K.

Visuals are great. Difficulty is fine, but can be weird. Gaius(optional) was super hard for me, but Messmer took me only 5 tries.
Senessax (mini boss) was harder than Bayle (mega boss). For other people it was reverse.

All in all, love it.

I'm not sure why the devs would make a bucket and release it as a game but ok...

It's a fun game. It's pretty okay-ish.
The combat is alright, it feels pretty good and fluid for the most part (not always though).

The different modes are nice, but I feel it segregates the community too much. It took me ages to find a 1v1 or 2v2 match, even with 60 000 people playing at once, but 4v4s are quick to find.

Graphics are pretty good, and the game is pretty well optimized, it ran smoothly at 144Hz. Although I did see some places where the maps could be better optimized.

The thing that is a deal-breaker for me is the price.
The game is simply not worth 60 euros. That's like, 20% of the average salary in my country.

They should've made the price 20 euros, and made a better ingame system with microtransactions (like CSGO).
The game obviously sports tons of different armors, color schemes, weapons etc...
The developers could've made a better system to buy cosmetic-only modifications to the game, and have the game cost less.

TL;DR:
It's a good and fun game, I could see myself spending a few hundred hours in it easily, but I'm afraid the huge price will put off a ton of players and the game will die out pretty fast, which is a shame, since it has a ton of potential.
Reason I'm recommending the game is because it really is a good game, and for the people in better countries with bigger wallets, it's worth a buy.

Easily one of the best single-player games I've played in years. Great storytelling, great voice-acting, decent gameplay.
The game is relatively short, so if you have a day to spend, get this game, you will not reget it ever.

Great game, even though it's still in alpha. The devs are working very hard to improve the game, so they update it regularly. I'll continue to play it for a long time, and can't wait to see how they imrove it further. It even inspired me to start a Let's Play series on it.

It's like drugs, but you still get to kill stuff.

So basically it's like being a drug dealer.

One game to rule them all.

Not a bad game definitely worth buying, but in my honest opinion, L4D is better.

Game of the year.