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1 person found this review helpful
8.3 hrs on record
It's pretty fun!
Posted 23 August, 2017.
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1.1 hrs on record
>Gets into game
>Makes character
>Cutscene
>Anti-cheat detects the game functioning as it should, and crashes it.
>Can't make character
>Uninstall
Posted 13 August, 2017.
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6 people found this review helpful
111.5 hrs on record (90.4 hrs at review time)
R* wants to boil you down into money.
Posted 9 August, 2017.
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6 people found this review helpful
34.2 hrs on record (12.2 hrs at review time)
The sooner you joined, the more you're favored.
Good if you know javascript, otherwise, don't bother.
The tutorial is actually just to take up those first two hours, as such you need to complete it twice to get to the actual game. You can try to speedrun it in an hour, but you will inevitable play for more than two. I wish I stopped sooner, then maybe I could've refunded this.
Multiplayer is rigged with bots that grind faster than you.
Money is very hard to build up.
Game is grind. All over. Everywhere.
No clear objective.
Half of the ways to get money involve making a T2 NPC that steals your money when you crack it.
Locks are the most basic concept every
Servers suck.
People with more than one steam account and north of 40$ on them have the advantage.
No way to remove auto-correct.
The entire game is rigged against you.
It's a nice syntax simulator. That's all it is.
You can run scripts you have never even seen by removing an S
Have I mentioned BASIC upgrades take longer to grind for then you computer itself?

Don't buy it. It's a trap.
Posted 30 November, 2016. Last edited 1 December, 2016.
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2 people found this review helpful
470.0 hrs on record (452.2 hrs at review time)
CS:GO Review
It is my hope that Counter Strike goes back down to where it's supposed to be. In the trash bin. It's a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ broken, unbalanced, unusable trash. The monkeys at developing this game care for nothing more than grabbing your cash.

Your crosshair is useless
Guns have either too much or too little spray
Small, high firerate weapons outclass rifles
Everything sounds like a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ paintball gun
Cheaters galore
Valve shoves operations in your face
Apparently nobody knows how to sync clientside and serverside hitboxes, not to mention the damn bullet
While a service rifle cannot oneshot you in the head if you have a helmet, this is no problem for a PISTOL
One-way smokes
Toxic community
Guns that everyone hates you for buying, yet they work better then the meta ♥♥♥♥

Really, this game could be rebuilt by a 12 man team. In fact, it could be made BETTER, but here's my theory.
Valve had a nice dev team on CS:GO, until someone had the *brilliant* idea of skins. Suddenly, CS:GO is a cash cow. You know what's better? Just reduce the dev team to twelve men, update (sometimes) to make it seem like the game's still alive, constantly add new, overhyped skins, and DONE. Perfect illusion, perfect cash farm.
Posted 24 November, 2016. Last edited 12 July, 2017.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
197.9 hrs on record (162.4 hrs at review time)
Wanted to write full review of PlanetSide 2
Couldn't because I had to play Planetside 2
Posted 25 April, 2014. Last edited 6 March, 2017.
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