"Who’s joe?" a distant voice asks.

Instantly everyone nearby hears the sound of 1,000s of bricks rapidly shuffling towards his location.

The earth itself seemed to cry out in agony, until finally the ground itself split open and a horrific creature crawled from the ground, covered in mucus and tar.

”Joe Momma…” the creature whispered.

The man cried out in pain as he disintegrated into dust, and the whole world fell silent in fear.

"I did a little trolling." the wretched creature remarked before burrowing back into the earth.

Hello I am a poor man from Finland. I have lived over 20 years in the slums of Kontula. Recently my brother who also lives with me in the dumbster near Rautatientori was diagnosed with a rare type of prostate cancer. The cancer is already stage 4 which means it has already spread into his balls and penis. Without my brother I cannot make enough money to eat in Burger King™ Rautatientori. He always gave the best blowjob in the streets and without him I cannot support my Counter-Strike Global Offensive™ career. But thankfully I heard about you through the rich man known as NINJA. NINJA told me that you would gift me a knife and save me from homelessness so I can participate in the next Counter-Strike Global Offensive™ major and win money for me and my dying dog. Thank you if you will not donate and help my Counter-Strike Global Offensive™ career Jesus™ will send you to hell.

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