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Spawned in the middle of nowhere, /respawn
Spawned in the middle of nowhere, /respawn
Spawned in the middle of nowhere, /respawn
Spawned in the middle of nowhere, /respawn

Got a good spawn close to a road, surfed my way down to Pleasant Valley, found a pistol.
Attempted to run into the suburban areas to find some ammo, get apporached by 3 armed Polish men, all three
armed with ar-15's. I say that I am friendly and what no trouble, they make me get on my knees and strip my clothes off.
They surround me and start doing the teabag emote. I silently cry to myself hoping someone will save
me from this treacherous Polish trio. A zombie approaches and they all run over to it with hatchets, this was my chance,
I clamber up, sprinting in circles around them, if I ran straight away I would have gotten shot easily, two of them fire shotgun blasts into the third guy, screaming Polish down their mics. I laugh pretty hard and manage to hop into a building nearby and escape.

10/10