Trans girl 6/5 stars google review

I visited God in 1998 and went about the ACQUISITION of a gender. I asked God to PROCURE me a fine vagina. From henceforth in this review, I will refer god is Jehovah the Nova. Jehovah the Nova got me a SCHLONG instead but no worries, I wanted to the DYSPHORIA edition of a human body anyway. He may have hearing difficulties but no problem. I actually preferred the DYSPHORIA edition. 6/5 stars, another example of God’s MARVELLOUS customer service and skills of TELEPATHY with trans people’s genders.

I love God, and so should you. I am PERPLEXED at the other trans customers who have had the HERESY to claim that God should ‘clean public toilets’ and ‘gives us the wrong genitals’. If God is a public toilet cleaner he has my FIVEFOLD FELICITATIONS.

P.S The cis customers have said God never makes mistakes and I COULD NOT AGREE MORE. Beware of the other Trans customers like myself claiming he should ‘suck our girldicks and boyclits for giving us the wrong genders’

Big up Christ gang