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60.4 hrs on record (23.4 hrs at review time)
I can't stop. It's all consuming.

As you lay down the perfect Royal Flush, and look up at your neatly laid out joker cards dancing for only you, they begin making sweet dinging sounds, that shoot dopamine through you ♥♥♥♥, veins, and balls as you begin to feel your transition into Godhood.

As you begin your transcendence into God Hood the blue chips bar and red multiplier bar engulf in flames with the numbers growing to grotesque and unfathomable numbers that no human can comprehend.
Posted 3 March, 2024.
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32.2 hrs on record (30.4 hrs at review time)
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Posted 26 November, 2023.
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267.1 hrs on record (1.4 hrs at review time)
Im here for the Badge.

*Edit I am here for the badge again.
Posted 10 July, 2017. Last edited 23 November, 2022.
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