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Cheemsman 4 Mar, 2021 @ 9:47am

My mans legit gone

𝐷𝑒𝑠𝑡𝑖𝑛𝑦 16 Apr, 2019 @ 4:14am

🌸 + [Secret Drug Facts] + 🌳
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Symptom: Drinking fails to give taste and satisfaction, beer is
unusually pale and clear.
Problem: Glass empty.
Action Required: Find someone who will buy you another beer.
Symptom: Drinking fails to give taste and satisfaction,
and the front of your shirt is wet.
Fault: Mouth not open when drinking or glass applied to
wrong part of face.
Action Required: Buy another beer and practice in front of mirror.
Drink as many as needed to perfect drinking technique.
-- Bar Troubleshooting

If you don't drink it, someone else will.
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