Welcome to the world of the Swift. It's the same as everyone elses world really, I just like to call it that.

Enjoy your stay. There was a bowl of sweets, but we ate those.

--- More about me ---

If I had to summarise myself in one word it'd be "myself".
I'm a self proclaimed self proclaimer.
I like to list my interests.
I like reading and writing (I can do both).
I play strategy and other stuff I find fun.
I watch Star Trek, MLP, and a lot of comedy.
I frequently start sentences with an I.
I dislike repetition.
I like repetition.
I hate contradiction.
I love contradiction.
I hate recursion.
I love recursion.
I'm in a love/hate relationship with many things ._.


I hope you had a good time reading my profile. I know I had a good time writing it. Too good, maybe. I don't know. I don't like to read into things too much. Hah. See what I did there? Read? Heheh...I have a sudden urge to eat an entire tub of icecream alone infront of a dark screen now. Bye!