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32 of 50 (64%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2014 @ 7:59am

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2014 @ 8:38am

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked 14 May, 2014 @ 1:55am

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2014 @ 12:20am

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2014 @ 12:34pm

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2014 @ 1:38am

Inside Joke

While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.
Unlocked 14 May, 2014 @ 10:20pm

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Unlocked 14 May, 2014 @ 2:26am

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2014 @ 1:32pm

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2014 @ 7:53am

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked 10 May, 2014 @ 3:29am

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2015 @ 9:29am

Outpatient

You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2015 @ 8:29am

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2014 @ 11:35am

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2014 @ 11:40pm

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 12:55am

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2014 @ 2:33am

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2014 @ 2:48am

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2014 @ 2:55am

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2014 @ 3:43am

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2014 @ 11:59am

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2014 @ 12:47pm

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2014 @ 4:31am

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2014 @ 1:01pm

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2014 @ 4:14am

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2014 @ 12:46pm

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 14 May, 2014 @ 10:22pm

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2014 @ 1:06pm

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2014 @ 4:48am

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2014 @ 2:58am

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2014 @ 12:35pm

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2014 @ 3:15am



Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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