Finished his Master's degree in Engineering only to be making Disney themed flesh lights.

+rep Bought some porn magazines from the local library awhile ago. Forgot to return them 6 years ago and has accrued a huge library fine.

Found his personal XL Dildo/Vibrator Collection with a few butt plugs under his Gaming Desktop Setup.

Found in a convention selling guy-on-guy porno magazines.

Got a blowjob from some random guy on the street for some poptarts

Left his door open for some guy to pawn all his valuables for some steam trading cards and badges.

Went to Malaysia, ended up sleeping with a cross dressing man.

Got put to death for bringing meth on an airplane to Beijing.

Maxed his 14 credit cards on roblox games, proceeded to get scammed.

Left his blow up sex doll at McDonald's again.

Became Homeless after an all-in bet while playing Poker in Las Vegas. He thought he could outbid anyone like in Fallout: New Vegas.

Robbed the president of Iran of his virginity on top of stealing state secrets and wife. Truly a class A war criminal.

Sold his V Card for a pack of smokes and a night at the Furry BDSM Massage Parlor.

Fell asleep at my house, leaving XS Condoms on the table.

Hey, this is Phil from the small wiener club, sorry I got back to you so late. I just finished reviewing your application and information you sent in, but I am sorry to say that I don't think I can allow you to join our group. From what I looking at your ♥♥♥♥ is MASSIVE. I mean the sheer G I R T H and juiciness alone is just ridiculous. It looks as if somebody glued a forearm to the bottom of your torso, you could probably stand on it like a tripod; and that's not even mentioning how FAT your nuts are. But unfortunately it does appear like your going to have to take that ginormous SCHMEAT uhh somewhere else, but thank you for trying, and best of luck to you.

No. Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time

I fart in your general direction.

Smells like elderberries.

Take my points in return.

Steam should add the "most active inactive user ever."

Last logged onto Xbox 360 10 years ago.

Still suave as ever

This guy forgot to log back in to collect his premium ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ subscription for free.

-rep Forgot to flush and leave the toilet seat down

-rep Met a male stripper for a date night, but forgot the condoms

-rep Left a bunch of used condoms in the local vending machine.

-rep Stole my kidney for alcohol.

ur profile looks too edgy change it thanks

This guy is a wanted criminal for seducing men of all ages to partake in heists against federal agencies in the nude.

i hate the color scheme on ur profile change it ty

This man stole a Chinese Politician's left nut so he can claim he has 3 for his femboy boyfriend.

This man put his tie around the doorknob of his apartment... I had to wait 4 hours for him to finally finish with his business.

WAIT UR PLAYING TF2??!??!@

Next time don't get dominated by the huntsman sniper

TRUUEEEE

anoying

Where is dat porn collection?

UR BAD AT ELDEN NOOB

you don't even qualify to play elden ring

MAIDENLESS

literallty

ur prfoile background is sso cringe

sorry wrong comment

stupi nbuihc

HI IM LEAVING COMMENT PLEASE ADD ME

THIS IS MY HOME

I WONT LEAVE I WONT LEAVE U SMELL STUPID

get your fart fetish out of my comment section

swat u literally smell so bad ur a stinky boy u smelly fart snorter

he talked in nobody's profile comments