🦌🛷🎅 2024, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 🎄🤘 Santa's ELVES are now TECH SUPPORT 👨‍💻👩‍💻 fixing your ♥♥♥♥♥♥ INTERNET 🤬🖥️, but MRS. CLAUS 👵🎄 is the ULTIMATE MODERATOR 🔨📜. Been a NERD? 😎🙌 You get the LATEST VIDEO GAME CONSOLE 🎮👾. Been a TROLL? 😏🚫 Your presents are now just SPAM EMAILS 📧📧😂!

🎅🎄🎁🎉 HO HO HO! 🍆💦🎊 WELCOME TO CHRISTMAS 2024 📅❄️🎅 Santa's COMING 👀🍑🔥 with his MASSIVE SAC 🎒💦🎁! But WATCH OUT 👀👀🔍, SATAN 🎅👹 has his EYES on you 👀📽️🚨, checking if you've been GOOD 😇🥰👼 or NAUGHTY 😤💢👺! GOOD? Expect a SPECIAL DELIVERY 🍪🥛🍆🎁 in your CHIMNEY 🔥🕳️🏠! NAUGHTY? NO PRESENTS FOR YOU 🙅‍♂️❌🪨🎁!

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This 1️⃣ goes out to all the horny 💏 couples out there who are thinking 🤔 of getting rowdy 🔞 this 💌Valentines💮 day evening: 👍 👎DO ❌️ NOT👍 👎 If you do your child 🧒 will be born 👏 a ♏SCORPIO♏
Now, why ❓️ don’t ❌️ we like Scorpio's♏?
For starters, “Scorpio” has 7️⃣ letters 🔠. 7️⃣ letters 🔠: 7️⃣ deadly ☠️ sins ✝️ 🙅‍♀ Now, what are the 7️⃣ deadly ☠️ sins? Wrath, Sloth, Gluttony, Envy 👏👏 Envy is associated with the color GREEN 💚 What else is green 💚? Marijuana. Just 1️⃣ more pothead in the world 🗺️. LAME.
Now where is pot 🍲 legal? Canada 🇨🇦, Washington, Colorado, Oregon, Alaska, airplane ✈️ bathrooms if the pilot’s 👨‍✈️ chill. And where can 🥫 planes ✈️ take you? California 🕶. And what’s on California’s state flag 🚩? A BEAR 🐻. Your child 🧒. Is gay 👨‍❤️‍👨.

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🌊 OCEAN MAN 🌊 😍

Take me by the hand ✋ lead me to the land that you understand 🙌

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The voyage 🚲 to the corner of the 🌎 globe is a real trip 👌

🌊 OCEAN MAN 🌊 😍

The crust of a tan man 👳 imbibed by the sand 👍

Soaking up the 💦 thirst of the land 💯

🌊 OCEAN MAN 🌊 😍

Take me by the hand ✋ lead me to the land that you understand 🙌

🌊 OCEAN MAN 🌊 😍

The voyage 🚲 to the corner of the 🌎 globe is a real trip 👌

🌊 OCEAN MAN 🌊 😍

The crust of a tan man 👳 imbibed by the sand 👍

Soaking up the 💦 thirst of the land 💯

WHATS 👌🏿 UP ♥♥♥♥ 🐔 SLUTS 💦 201️⃣8 IS THE YEAR OF THE CHICKEN 🐣 AND YOU ALL KNOW WHAT THAT MEAN 😫. FRESH 🍃 AND TASTY 😝 ♥♥♥♥ 🍆 BREAKFAST 🥞LUNCH 🥗 AND DINNER 🍲 24 HOURS A DAY 🌞 7 DAYS A WEEK 🌟7 DAYS WITHOUT CUMMIES ✊🏿🍆💦💦💦 MAKES MY ♥♥♥♥♥ WEAK 😭😭😭 LETS GO OUT 💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻THERE AND CELEBRATE 🕺🏿🕺🏿🕺🏿 BY POPPING FIREWORKS 🌟⭐️✨. LET ME TELL ☝🏿YOU 👇🏿THAT WONT 🙅🏻🙅🏻🙅🏻 BE THE ONLY THING THAT'LL BE POPPING 🙌🏿🙌🏿🙌🏿. THAT'S RIGHT 🙌🏿 CHICKEN 🐣 CHALUPAS IM TALKING ABOUT BOTH ✌🏿✌🏿✌🏿 SETS OF LIPS ⬆️👄👄⬇️YOU ALL KNOW I CAN'T KEEP SECRETS 😤😤😤! THEY 😜😝😛 DON'T CALL ME LOOSE 🗣🗣🗣LIPS FOR NOTHING! SEND THIS TO 7️⃣ OF YOUR COCKIEST 🐥 FRIENDS AND IF YOU GET 3️⃣ IN RETURN YOU'RE A CERTIFIED 🙌🏿💯✔️USDA GRADE A ORGANIC 🔝 ♥♥♥♥ 🥒 TIDDY 🥚🥚

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