Recent reviews by SnurgleDurgle

Good soldiers follow orders.

Trying to play HAWKED on release POV: Wait for servers to come online for 14 hours, Finally get in and reboot the tutorial since the beta was months ago, finish the tutorial. Loaded into the hub area to find myself falling through the floor for 3 minutes on repeat, finally get to roam the hub area, check the store to see how they justify the game being f2p. See a crocodile skin for $24.99. Get a crash after exiting the predatory store and monetisation scheme, Send a bug report and close the window, then uninstalled the game. Best gruelling 18 minutes I've spent. Honestly? the crossplay beta peformed better than this hot mess of a launch and atleast I didn't have to notice the piss poor scummy store on top

Haha bubba go VRRRRRRRR REEEEEEE

Wanna kill some alien bug scum? Want to mine for the corporate overlords? Want to violently salute your dwarven brethren whilst screaming at the top of your lungs? Wanna look mad fabulous whilst doing all of the above? Get DRG. for rock if not stone miners!

I see non stop willies.

Must steal the krabby patty secret formula!!!

This game is about killing people, but yet this game kills me. Internally & Mentally :)

I got bit on my groin and now I'm drinking bleach in a bathroom whilst my neighbour groans and slams on the door to be let in

very pog got called the N word by a 12 year old.

I sat outside someones door for 4 hours whilst he kept calling me a fat greasy goblin. 10/10 would recommend to anybody for the experience