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🥗 * 🚘 * 👹 * 🎁 * 💛 * 🔋 * 🌋 * 🎽 * 🌏 * 📀 * 🌂 * 🎄 * 💎 * ⛳ * 🎁 * 📕
ㅤ* Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.
ㅤ* Two cows standing in a field. One turns to the other and says "Moo!" The other one says "Damn, I was just about to say that!".
ㅤ* It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed it on the cost of living.
🚕 * 🚙 * 🕺 * 👹 * 🥒 * 🍇 * 💄 * 👑 * 👽 * 🍧 * 🐠 * 🌽 * 👔 * 💃 * 👳 * 👽
ㅤㅤㅤㅤ I'm chortling!