Forgot to mention - his 2 highest played heroes are Morph and IO, both with nearly 250 games played each and yet he somehow manages a 40% win rate with both.

2025 update: Had I checked his profile before the game, I would have eaten the abandon and saved myself 70 minutes. Absolutely avoid this mongrel at all costs. Played sniper 4 w/ Ghillie Suit facet and went to lane with a single blue ward. Proceeded to "rush" octarine core as his first item, starting with the 1800g tiara. Spent the entire game post-laning phase pushing out top/bot. I don't think he cast Take Aim or Assassinate a single time. All hero damage was just enemies standing in his Q to kill creeps, I don't think a single cast was directed at enemies on purpose.

Looking at his normal games he's somehow in Crusader MMR but even Herald is too high for this guy. Unfortunately he has "friends" as high as Immortal so regardless of rank he can terrorize your team with his gameplay. I have to put friends in quotes because he plays so poorly and griefs so hard that you have to be paid to queue with him.

AWFUL lmfao

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lmao below is the pettiest ♥♥♥♥ i've ever seen

Blud spent the whole game taunting only to lose 3/9 in a 3stack against randoms. But when you play like this what else would you expect.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UCGHNnfLQns&list=PLlotquGi6Y6cMnGzDBXfEetggyhsbR7ry