Recent reviews by Badger Al Gaib

Sony keeps being Sony I guess

Heavy is the chest that wears the tits or whatever

- Van Halsin, Mooba Scientist

Heavy is the chest that carries thine tits. Let me be your bachelor, that helps you carry thy melons whenever you're tired and weary.


- Callix (my tav)

A very interesting take on the concept of "Groundhog Day".

I loved the art direction, the music and the palette.

Although Stories: The Path of Destinies still wins me over due to the outstanding narrator, one cannot deny the beauty of the Witch's lament, Indrik's imperial speeches, Draga's inquisitive talking mannerisms, Ratika's sardonic temperament, and Ludomir's genuine, raw emotion.

If you liked Stories: The Path of Destinies, or cute, engaging indie games, give this studio's work a chance!

Cheers

Every patch deletes my
a) campaign saves
b) challenge progression
c) saved designs

it also worsens the balancing, making the AI create super-dreadnoughts with 520mm cannons, firing with 40% accuracy from 50 kilometers away.

This used to be so good

17 years old and this game puts most AAA lister games to shame.

Oh and its community is still extremely active with amazing mods and quality of life addons.

So why exactly are you not buying it?

Numerian Traders : In the name of the Galactic Senate, your term is repealed Custodian.

Consolidated States of Vailon : Are you threatening me, Megacorp?

Numerian Traders : The senate will decide your fate.

Consolidated States of Vailon : I AM the senate!

Numerian Traders : Not yet.

the Consolidated States of Vailon rise slowly, and their planet cracker starts doing the funny whirring sound

Consolidated States of Vailon : It's treason, then...

Pew pew
shoot wounded insurgents as they writhe in agony
pew pew

*Join spanish speaking group of players*


"A-amigus?"

Pummel party?
More like no more friends party

Have you ever had a Terry Crews tank, a boomer Wario, a pink guy hunter and Sr Pelo sounds?
All of that while fighting off hordes?
No?
That game allows you to do that, on the fine price of two neurons per second.